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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1332 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?
we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!
and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!
so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?
TDBarrett, also known as Taylor Barrett, is a popular 
