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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3412 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only stable Levantine country is run by a huwhite man! But don’t worry, it’s not as serious as it sounds. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world? Or where the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night?
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in harmony. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew that a huwhite man running a Levantine country could be so hilarious?
