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Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Votes:	7143	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2622
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Potions Brewed:	131	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Towns Built:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Farms Harvested:	213
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ores Mined:	3044	Dragon Eggs Found:	9315
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Void Armor Forged:	21	Farms Harvested:	175
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ores Mined:	8816
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchantments Applied:	58	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?