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Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

Arbiters, BETTING, candidates, control, debate, Decision making, Degenerate, degenerate gamblers, Democracy, election, Ethics, gamblers, gambling, influence, Manipulation, Minecraft, morality, Politics, power, smp, society, speculation, uncertainty, voters

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where degenerate gamblers are the true leaders of the land! Join us for a chance to bet on who will be the next mayor of our wacky world. Will it be the cow who can juggle fireballs or the chicken with a secret talent for interpretive dance? Only the gamblers know for sure!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!

Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

2020 election, anticipation, business news, Crafty, Democratic nominee, election, HARRIS WIN, investing, Jim Cramer, kamala harris, Kamalas, MARKET ACTION, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY REPORT, NBC LOS ANGELES, political forecast, prediction, Server, stock market, Traders, Trading Strategies, vice president, WIN

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	149
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

/mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Bone, building, Builds, Community, Crafting, E-Celebs, Etho, Exploration, gameplay, hermitcraft, log, mcg, Minecraft, minecraft fandom, minecraft wiki, Mining, Redstone, Servers, Shenanigans, smp, Survival, Vanilla, zombie spawner dungeon

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magic Items Found:	7887	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

⚔️ CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) 🔥 Minecraft server

1.21.41, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, 19132, Bank, Battle of clans, Bed wars, Cases, Casino, Cheats, Clans, custom armor crafts, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Experience systems, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Griefing, Herobrine, Lucky blocks, Magic Items, many warps, minecraft 1.0, play.cubewix.fun, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, responsive administration, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Survival, transformation into mobs, Unique generation, Weddings

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
New Chunks Explored:	516377	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Hundreds of different commands and unique features.

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.

Many types of cases, magic items.

There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun

♥Port: 19132

♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)

play.cubewix.fun:19133

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, BlockyCraft, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	New Chunks Explored:	303419
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us and witness the epic saga of Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu as they embark on a quest to save the world from the evil forces of darkness (and creepers).

Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!

Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP

browser comparison, browser efficiency, browser optimization, browser performance, browser speed, browsing speed, Chrome, Chrome comparison, computer software, internet browser, internet speed, internet usage, lagging issues, Minecraft, online experience, Slow, slow performance, smp, software efficiency, SPEED, speed test, Technology, web browsing, web surfing

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing slower than our server speed is your grandma trying to outrun a creeper! But don’t worry, we have a perfectly logical explanation for this – our server runs on a top-secret potato-powered system that guarantees a unique gaming experience like no other.

Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Pixel Princess Minecraft Server

Communication, DATING, dating advice, dating games, dating tips, emotional manipulation, ghost her, ghosting, girl, Insecurity, love, mind games, Minecraft, mixed signals, PIXEL, playing games, plays hard to get, princess, rejection, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ores Mined:	2876	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as elusive as a girl playing hard to get? Well, look no further because on our server, we take ghosting to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ghosted by both players and actual ghosts haunting the server. Who needs friends when you have spooky specters to keep you company, am I right? So come on, join us for a hauntingly good time!

””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

Boss, campus life, college, comfy, dropout, educated, Failure, free tuition, freedom, Future, GPA, graduate school, higher education, Job Search, low-status job, lunchtime, Minecraft, opportunity, Professor, smp, stipend, Sweater Weather, well-rounded

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Potions Brewed:	147
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	1929	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

Golfing Craze Minecraft Server

Activity, clubs, competitive, CRAZE, driving range, enjoyment, fairway, Fun, Golf, Golfing, greens, hobby, leisure, Minecraft, Outdoor, Putting, Recreation, Relaxation, Server, socializing, sports, SWING, tee time

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can tee off while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you can play golf while battling creepers and zombies!

Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!

Confused Minecraft SMP Player

Confused, erp, ERP advice, ERP development, ERP expertise, ERP guidance, ERP help, ERP knowledge, ERP resources, ERP skills, ERP strategies, ERP support, ERP techniques, ERP tips, ERP training, how to ERP, learn to ERP, learning ERP, Minecraft, player, smp, what to do, what to say

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Love Letters Sent:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Potions Brewed:	178

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level! We have a dedicated ERP (Extreme Role-Playing) community where you can learn the fine art of ERP in Minecraft.

Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!