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Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	200	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

Auto-mine, BUILD, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fight, Fly, Free Donations, Game Currency, Hardcore, Leaderboards, MONEY, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, ONLINE, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, R4GELAND, RPG, Russian, Shops, Skills, Survival, trampolines, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Votes:	5888	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Buildings Constructed:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Votes:	3062	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Australians, Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, culture, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, generalizations, Identity, ignorance, insults, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, offensive, prejudice, Rude, Server, society, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Votes:	8588
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

Accountability, accountability culture, consequences, discrimination, fair treatment, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, Kanade, Kanades, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Silence, transparency, Victim, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, セクハラ

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Animals Bred:	69
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.