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MineCraftyIndieServer

archival, Archive, BIRTHDAYS, Calendar, Clips, Corpo, discussion, ducks, Guide, indie, large indies global, material, MineCraftyIndieServer, Numbers, partner, Shill, Stream, Thread, twitch, Viewers, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to the “I cooka da bat Edition” Minecraft server! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bat cooking competition where players compete to see who can cook the most delicious bat dish. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted spatula!

– Our server is home to the largest community of indie vtuber fans in the Minecraft universe. Join us to discuss your favorite indie vtubers and share clips of their most epic moments.

– Want to shill your 499view oshi? No problem! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome to join the madness on our server.

– We have a special section dedicated to creating Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

– And don’t forget about our exclusive “Ducks” section, where players can watch live streams of dashducks waddling around in all their glory. It’s quack-tastic!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with bat cooking competitions, indie vtuber discussions, and plenty of SEEEEEEEEEX!

CraftyPixels Minecraft Server

Accountants, business strategy, CraftyPixels, Eula, independent contractor, legal documents, legal requirements, marketing tactics, Minecraft, notaries, self employed, Server, Software (Industry), software business, software contracts, Software Development, software distribution, software entrepreneurship, software legalities, software licensing, software marketing, software sales, terms of service

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	3375
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about boring software marketing again. We don’t have any stuffy accountants or notaries here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And forget about those pesky Terms of Service and EULAs – on our server, you make the rules! Want to build a giant rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground bunker filled with llamas? Why not!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’ll fit right in!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, CANCELLATION, curries, dessert, Dinner, entrees, Friends, group dinner, late notice, leftovers, Meal, meat curry, Migraine, Minecraft, money back, Pick up, RefundCraft, Server, severe migraine, shock, Tubs, vegan, vegan curry

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and spicy adventure! Just like the dinner where OP got shafted on the leftovers, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but be prepared for some shady dealings along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a curry conundrum just like OP! So come on in and see if you can navigate the drama and come out on top. And remember, always keep an eye on your leftovers!

UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Assistance, baseball, Basketball, Boundaries, Coaching, Contractor, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial assistance, Help, home repair, insurance claim, material list, renovation, RESPONSIBILITY, structural engineer, Support, Time management, UncleTreeHouseRepairNope, volunteering

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, awkward memories, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cultural shifts, EMBARRASSING, evolving tastes, fashion faux pas, generational divide, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, outgrown, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, uncool

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Potions Brewed:	63
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crops Grown:	2933	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Towns Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5815
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

Biohybrid microrobots, biotechnology, buffet, colon health, colonic cytokines, disease management, drug delivery, epithelium barrier, gastrointestinal health, gut health, Healthcare Technology, IBD, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, Inflammatory Response, medical robotics, Microbiome, nanotechnology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, RoboCrafters

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2967	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Zombie Dances:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Villages Defended:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!