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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3687 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 229 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 40 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!
