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MineCrafty Magic Server

controlling emotions, discipline, emotional intelligence, emotional trading, fear of missing out, financial decision-making, Financial Planning, Greed, investment strategy, Long-term goals, Magic, market trends, market volatility, minecrafty, moonshot mentality, profit, risk management, self-control, SELLING, Server, strategic selling, trading psychology, wealth management

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Farms Harvested:	223
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of being a responsible trader and actually taking profits when you’re in the green? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you greedy cunts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!

BritPolCraft – WakeyWakey Minecraft Server

Airbnb, Azerbaijani banker, BIBLE, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Buckingham Palace, CHRISTIANS, D-Day veteran, emergency worker, eternal life, Glory, Gove replacement, Honor, IMMORTALITY, ISLAMIC STATE, king charles, Knightsbridge, love, Michael Mosley, Minecraft, national service, Nigeria, persistence, public spending cuts, rishi sunak, Romans 2:7, Server, Starmer, Surrey Heath, Tax, UK voters, wakey wakey, WakeyWakey, Wedding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	141
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your way to eternal life, just like in Romans 2:7! And if you’re feeling romantic, come witness our D-Day veteran, 100, tying the knot with his 96-year-old bride in-game!

But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!

And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!

So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

SonicGals Minecraft Server

autism, autism acceptance, autism awareness, autism spectrum, autistic representation, Characters, Diversity, Girls, Minecraft, neurodiversity, reminder, representation, sega, Server, sonic, Sonic characters, Sonic fanbase, Sonic franchise, Sonic Girls, Sonic lore, sonic the hedgehog, SonicGals, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5457
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all Sonic characters on this server, yes, even the girls, have some form of autism. That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

Picture this: Sonic zooming around at the speed of light, Tails building insane contraptions that defy all laws of physics, and Knuckles… well, let’s just say Knuckles is always getting himself into some kind of trouble. And don’t even get me started on Amy – she’s a total wildcard!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, epic quests, and secret dungeons just waiting to be explored. And did I mention the giant talking mushrooms that roam the land? Yeah, things can get pretty weird around here.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughs, surprises, and maybe a little chaos, then come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because with Sonic and the gang around, anything can happen!

BlameTheFiancéMC

BlameTheFiancéMC, disturbance, elementary school teacher, EMBARRASSMENT, expensive restaurants, expensive tastes, fine dining, friend group, Hunger, McDonalds, POVERTY, poverty wages, Salads, side salad, SNACKS, software engineer, split bills, weight

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1961	Farms Harvested:	950
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t go hungry like this poor elementary school teacher! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) with our virtual fine dining experiences that won’t break the bank.

Our software engineer players may have expensive tastes, but don’t worry, we won’t judge you for ordering a side salad or soup. In fact, we encourage it! Who needs to eat out at fancy restaurants when you can dine in style in our pixelated world?

And don’t worry about causing disturbances like the OP in this story – we embrace outrageousness and crazy stories here. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft server!

OnlyFansCraft

adult entertainment, Communication, consent, DATING, digital age, empowerment, financial independence, Intimacy, judgment, modern dating, online content creators, onlyfans, OnlyfansCraft, Open-mindedness, personal boundaries, relationships, Self-expression, sex work, social media influencers, Stereotypes, Trust

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Animals Bred:	44	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	5734	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can date your very own OnlyFans girl! That’s right, not only will you have a loyal companion to explore the blocky landscapes with, but she’ll also be posting exclusive content just for you on her virtual OnlyFans page. Who needs diamonds when you have a virtual girlfriend who can twerk like there’s no tomorrow? Join our server now for a love story like no other!

GravCraft: Earth Edition

Earth, Edition, FANTASY, fictional planets, fictional worlds, film, GravCraft, gravity, gravity comparison, gravity levels, interstellar travel, Movie, outer space, PHYSICS., Planets, Sci Fi, Science, science fiction, Space, space exploration, Star Wars, Universe

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
New Chunks Explored:	946124	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Yo, have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that defies gravity like a Jedi master? Well, look no further, cuz our server is like Tatooine on steroids!

Join us and experience the thrill of building on a planet where gravity is as unpredictable as Jar Jar Binks’ speech patterns. Want to see your creations float in mid-air? Done. Want to challenge your friends to a game of parkour where the ground disappears beneath you? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Enderdragon-unicorn hybrid, the Endercorn. Legend has it that whoever captures the Endercorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and defy gravity like a true Minecraft Jedi! May the blocks be with you!

MaskCraft Airlines

airborne transmission, Airline, Airlines, Covid-19, enforced masking, face masks, health measures, infectious diseases, long flights, MaskCraft, pandemic, Prevention, public health, research, Safety, SARS-CoV-2 transmission, scientific study, social distancing, study, travel, travel restrictions, virus prevention

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so like, u know how u gotta wear a mask on dem long flights now? well dis server is like dat but for ur minecraft character. we got enforced masking so u dont gotta worry bout no sars-cov-2 creepin up on u while u build ur epic castle. join now to stay safe and stylish in da virtual world. plus, rumor has it dat wearing a mask in minecraft gives u superpowers like flyin and shootin lasers out ur eyes. dont miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity to be a masked superhero in minecraft. come join us now and save the world, one block at a time!

HonkaiCraft Server

Art of Dreaming, Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, hoyolab, hoyoverse, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Live Stream, Match 7th, Redeemable Codes, Server, SGF Show Video, special program, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.3, Yunli

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	9543
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Seriously, your mind will be blown by the awesomeness that awaits you.

2. We have a secret hidden treasure in the form of a diamond block maze. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find their way to the center and claim the riches within.

3. Our community is so friendly and welcoming, it’s like being surrounded by a bunch of Minecraft-loving unicorns. You’ll never want to leave once you experience the camaraderie.

4. We have custom mobs that will make your jaw drop. From zombie villagers riding on chickens to creepers in top hats, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

5. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. If that’s not impressive, I don’t know what is.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, belief systems, coexistence, Community, cooperation, Differences, Diversity, FAITH, Friends, Harmony, Holycraft, love, Minecraft, Peace, Religion, religious beliefs, religious tolerance, Server, spirituality, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, worldviews

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that if it wasn’t for religion, we could all be frens! Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and Endermen breakdance for diamonds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where chickens rode on the backs of llamas, and skeletons played volleyball with zombies. They laughed until they cried, built a castle made entirely of cake, and rode a rollercoaster through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and make friends. Who needs religion when you have a community of craziness waiting for you? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!

InflatedTurkeyCraft

central bank, consumer spending, currency devaluation, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economists, Economy, financial crisis, government intervention., Hyperinflation.., InflatedTurkeyCraft, inflation, inflation rate, interest rates, market volatility, monetary policy, peak, rising prices, turkey, Turkish lira

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Love Letters Sent:	15

are you tired of boring old servers with boring old inflation rates? well, come join our minecraft server where the only thing inflating is the fun! our inflation rate has passed a whopping 75% and we believe it’s only gonna get higher! why settle for normal when you can have outrageous? come join us and watch as your virtual wallet bursts at the seams with virtual riches! who needs stability when you can have chaos? join now and experience the peak of economic insanity!

AntsInSpaceCraft

Adventure, alien encounter, ants, AntsInSpaceCraft, bugs, cosmic voyage, Exploration, extraterrestrial adventure, insect astronauts, insects, interstellar insects, microorganisms, outer space, rocket ship, science fiction, small creatures, space bugs, space exploration, Space Travel, tiny creatures, unexpected journey

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, have you ever wondered what would happen if a bunch of ants or other tiny bugs somehow hitched a ride on a rocket ship and ended up in outer space? Well, that’s basically what our server is like! We’ve got all sorts of crazy creatures running around, from space-faring spiders to alien cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.

Join our server for a chance to explore a wacky world where the laws of physics are more like suggestions and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional meteor shower). Build a base on the moon, ride a flying pig into battle, or just chill out in a hot tub filled with lava – the choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server in the galaxy. And who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how many times you accidentally blow up their house). Let’s get ready to rumble in the space jungle!