Join us and build your own virtual family, where no one will ever leave you for another woman or ask for financial support while undergoing dialysis. Our server is a safe space where you can let out your frustrations by mining, crafting, and exploring without any guilt trips or emotional baggage.
Forget about being called heartless by your boyfriend, because here, everyone is free to make their own choices without judgment. And if you ever feel like you need to protect yourself from being hurt again, just remember that in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
So come join us on our server, where you can be the bigger person by building epic structures and helping your virtual community thrive. And remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a fearless warrior or a peaceful farmer. The choice is yours!
Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping rare items left and right. Or maybe you’re building a castle, when a group of friendly zombies show up to help you out with construction.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor. Instead of blowing up your hard work, they’ll leave you a trail of confetti and fireworks to celebrate your building skills.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can have a majestic unicorn by your side?
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly Endermen. See you in the game!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about court battles or custody issues. Just build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any parental drama getting in the way.
Plus, we have a team of virtual helpers ready to assist you with any in-game challenges, so you can focus on your gameplay without feeling overwhelmed. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you like my in-laws did – they’re too busy arguing about who’s the real Minecraft MVP!
So come join us on the server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is deciding who gets the last diamond block. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with stepmom struggles in real life. See you in the virtual world!
Just like how you were blindsided by your wife’s decision to bring her grandmother into your home without consulting you, our server will keep you on your toes with surprise events and challenges at every turn.
Feel the burnout of being a caregiver like never before as you navigate through our server’s demanding quests and tasks. Just like how you had to juggle work and caregiving, you’ll have to balance your gameplay and real life responsibilities on our server.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like the uncertainty of whether or not you’re the asshole in this situation. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your decisions just like our server will make you question your sanity.
🤪 Build your dream home without the drama of being told you’re selfish for wanting your own space. On our server, you can expand as much as you want without anyone asking you to give up your storage room for a random kid.
😎 So come on over and escape the insanity of real life by joining our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations! Let’s block and roll, baby!
Looking for a server where you won’t find any soaked diapers lying around? Look no further! Our server is clean and hygienic, unlike some households we won’t name. Plus, we promise that no one will blame their wet diapers on their little sister here.
Forget about dealing with a stinky house and a sister who can’t smell her own accidents – on our server, the only thing that stinks is the competition! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. And remember, it’s not selfish to want a clean and pleasant environment, so come on over and leave the mess behind!
Our server is like a wedding planner on steroids – we’re always there for you, answering your questions faster than you can say “I do.” And if we ever do happen to miss a message, it’s probably because we’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies to make sure your gaming experience is top-notch.
So come join us on our server and leave all your communication woes behind. We may not be able to plan your wedding, but we can definitely plan some epic adventures together. And remember, on our server, the only thing ghosting you will be the ghosts in the haunted mansions we build. So what are you waiting for? Say “yes” to joining our server today!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mobs in the nude, because who needs armor when you’ve got confidence? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of naked players, so you’ll have a leg up in the final boss battle.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Naked Ninja Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of stealth and combat while in the buff. Join them and learn their ways, because nothing says “fearless warrior” like fighting off creepers with your bare hands.
So what are you waiting for? Strip down, log on, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky cacti – they can be a real pain in the…well, you know.
oh ya, did i mention that our server is located in the mystical land of Belarus, where Lukashenko himself plays as a secret character? ya, he’s always urging russia and ukraine to end their war while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? ya, it’s pretty awesome.
Welcome to the Tails SMP! We have crates, and good land claiming and nice staff (we need staff right now) Enjoy your stay!
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| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Relax | Play at your own pace without feeling obligated to play 24/7. |
| Grief protection | Mod to rollback any griefing or stealing done by players. |
| Commitment to Vanilla | No land claiming mods or commands like /tpa, /home to maintain vanilla feel. |
| Proximity chat | Simple voice chat mod for in-game communication. |
| Active community | Small, active community with staff always online to enforce rules. |
Send a message to jaylowa on Discord for instructions on how to get whitelisted and join the server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join? | The server is for players aged 16 and above. |
| How can I protect my builds from griefing? | We have a mod in place to rollback any griefing or stealing actions by players. |
| Are there any commands like /tpa or /home available? | We maintain a commitment to vanilla gameplay and do not have such commands. |
| How can I communicate with other players in-game? | We have a proximity chat mod installed for easy voice communication. |
But be warned, the journey won’t be easy. You’ll have to navigate through crazy routes and subroutes, unlock achievements that will make your head spin, and collect stars that will give you unimaginable powers. Need help? Check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough, but beware of major spoilers!
And if you think that’s all, think again! Our server is constantly evolving, with new updates and developments being added all the time. Join now and be a part of the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask Nemlei, the mastermind behind this insanity. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!
But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your surprise mishaps. In fact, we encourage it! Who knows, maybe your surprise will turn into a legendary tale that will be retold for generations to come. So come join us on our server, where surprises are always around the corner and drama is just a creeper explosion away. Who needs friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to share your embarrassing moments with? Let’s make some memories together, one surprise at a time!