emotional toll. Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPapSmearz

Appointment, Diagnosis, discomfort, Doctor, emotional toll., Frustration, gynecology, Healthcare, Hospital, insurance issues, lack of communication, long wait times, Medical, mistreatment, negligence, Pain, PixelPapSmearz, traumatic experience, Treatment, Women’s Health, worst experience

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, from riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane women’s healthcare stories you’ll ever hear. Imagine going to the doctor in Minecraft and getting treated by a witch who uses potions made from enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs? Yeah, it’s that kind of place.

NewParentRealitiesMC SMP

adjusting expectations, Baby Care, challenges of parenthood, constant worry, emotional toll., exhaustion, financial strain, harsh reality, lack of control, lack of personal time, lack of sleep, mental health, new parents, NewParentRealitiesMC, overwhelming responsibility, parenting, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, support system, Time management

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got diamond rain falling from the sky, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, like I can’t even deal.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary golden potato that grants you unlimited powers.

And don’t even get me started on the community events we have. Last week, we had a build-off competition where the winner got a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, how insane is that?

So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So yeah, come join the madness!

ExBlockTawkZones

being there for friends, Boundaries, break from ex talk, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, Emotional support, emotional toll., Empathy, ExBlockTawkZones, feelings, friendship, Listening, personal space, relationship, self-care, sensitivity, Support, tough times, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of listening to your friend drone on and on about her ex-boyfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is ex-free, so you can build, mine, and explore without any ex-talk distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are filled with heart-shaped gems just waiting for you to discover. So say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and start crafting your own happily ever after!

AttorneyCraft

AttorneyCraft, courtroom drama, criminal cases, criminal justice, defense attorney, demanding job, emotional toll., Empathy, ethical dilemmas, Exhausting, friendship, justice system, Lawyer, legal advice., Legal System, long hours, loyalty, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

are you tired of being friends with a lawyer who always be talkin bout court cases and stuff? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that drama and build a world where lawyers don’t exist!

our server is so lit, we got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the cha cha slide. we even have a secret underground disco where all the villagers get down and boogie.

join us and leave all that legal mumbo jumbo behind. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. true story, bro.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started!

BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

BlockyBabes, Challenges, client behavior, Difficult, discrimination, emotional toll., Exploitation, financial instability, industry norms, Job, lack of support, legal issues, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, physical risks, Safety concerns, sex workers, smp, societal judgement, stigma, Vulnerability, worst part

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	201	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!

MotherInLawMansion Minecraft Server

caring parent, challenging situations, coping strategies, coping with loss, difficult decisions, emotional toll., exhaustion, family dynamics, family relationships, germophobia, health issues, hygiene, illness prevention, judgment, maternal death, Minecraft, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMansion, over protective, personal boundaries, renal insufficiency, self-care, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a hospital room? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no one will be picking their nose while playing, and hand washing is a must before joining any games.

Join us and avoid the drama of in-laws who don’t understand the importance of hygiene. Our server is so clean, even your kidneys will thank you for it!

Don’t risk getting sick from playing on other servers, come join us where the only thing contagious is the fun! And remember, staying germ-free is not just for germophobes, it’s for everyone who wants to game in a safe and clean environment. See you in the game!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, Birthday Party, consequences, difficult decisions, discipline, emotional stability, emotional toll., family, family relationships, financial support, love and attention, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, PixelPals, Server, sibling, sibling dynamics, single parent, tough love, unplanned pregnancy, unruly behavior

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Potions Brewed:	66
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like my niece’s behavior.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on unpredictability and enjoy a good challenge. Just like trying to reason with a toddler who thinks it’s hilarious to throw your belongings in the pool.

Join us for a unique experience where consequences are thrown out the window, just like my sister’s discipline tactics. Who needs rules when you can have endless fun causing chaos?

So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Because let’s face it, dealing with my family drama is nothing compared to the craziness you’ll find here.

UglyBoyfriendGoneWild

appearance shaming, boyfriend acceptance, boyfriend support, defending partner, disrespectful comments, emotional toll., family conflict, love is blind, partner loyalty, Personal preferences, relationship boundaries, relationship problems, self esteem, self worth, social attractiveness, societal beauty standards, societal judgment, societal pressure, standing up for boyfriend, ugly boyfriend, UglyBoyfriendGoneWild

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8760
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	65
Potions Brewed:	177	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your love life? Join our server where we embrace all kinds of relationships, even if others think they’re “ugly”! Just like how people call your boyfriend ugly, they might call our server crazy – but hey, who cares what they think?

Imagine a world where you can build a castle with your cute round-faced boyfriend, surrounded by haters who just don’t get it. Show them that love comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our server’s creations. And if anyone tries to hate on your love or our server, tell them to go f*** themselves – just like you do in real life!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where love knows no bounds, and where being called “ugly” is just a reason to laugh. Who needs haters when you have a supportive community of gamers who understand that true beauty lies in the pixels of the game? Let’s build a world where love conquers all, and where being called an asshole is just a badge of honor. See you in the game, lovebirds!

MomCare Minecraft Server

care home, carer, daily tasks, emotional draining, emotional taxing, emotional toll., Falls, family home, ISOLATION, job hunting, job market, live-in carer, mental space, Minecraft, MomCare, privacy, respite, second house, sensitive situation, sensitive time, Server, terminal cancer, unemployment

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Picture this: you’re living with your parents, caring for your terminally ill dad while your mom is on a mission to secure a live-in carer so she can escape to their second house. But wait, there’s more! The player doesn’t want a stranger in their house during this emotionally taxing time, and they’re not thrilled about being left with the live-in carer while mom gets some much-needed respite.

It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Will the player stand their ground and fight for their privacy, or will they be forced to live with the live-in carer next door? Join our server to find out and experience the drama for yourself! Who needs TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

CraftyAccused

burden of proof, CraftyAccused, criminal justice, emotional toll., exoneration, facing false accusations, false accusation, false charges, injustice, Innocence, legal battle, legal defense, legal injustice, legal process, Legal System, mental anguish, miscarriage of justice, reputation damage, unfair treatment, wrongful accusation, wrongful conviction

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Buildings Constructed:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crops Grown:	3250
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of being falsely accused of stealing diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is guilty until proven innocent! Our admin team loves to randomly accuse players of the most ridiculous crimes, like stealing dirt or hoarding too many chickens. It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our wacky justice system!

EggcellentCraft

Commitment, concentrated effort, concentration, Dedication, dedication to one task, efficiency, EggcellentCraft, ENERGY, Focus, focused work, Intense Focus, productivity, putting all your eggs in one basket, single tasking, single-mindedness, singular focus, success, task completion, total commitment, undivided attention, unwavering dedication

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mines Excavated:	4453
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baskets full of eggs everywhere! why, you ask? well, because we believe in the power of focus and dedication.

imagine a world where all you have to worry about is taking care of your precious eggs. no pesky monsters or annoying players trying to steal your loot. just you and your beautiful basket of eggs, living in perfect harmony.

but beware, the eggs are not just any ordinary eggs. they are magical eggs that can grant you special powers and abilities. who knows what wonders await you in our egg-filled world!

so come on, join us and experience the joy of putting all your eggs in one basket. it’s a cracking good time, guaranteed!

Penguins Kingdom

Adventure, Boss, BUILD, Clan Wars, Community, Custom Items, Custom world, Events, Explore, Factions, Ffa, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new experience, ONLINE, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, world mobs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	998974
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to Penguin’s kingdom we have created this server to enjoe and have fun we have custom items world mobs events: like ffa and clan wars + boss shops custom world New Experience Join Us Now!! Server Discord: https://discord.gg/G398a7nXab: Server Store: https://penguinkingdom.craftin

penguins.shockbyte.pro

TimeLierG Companions (Furry Server)

anti cheat, anti-grief, Antigrief, Community, Discord, Discordsrv, Economy, Essentials, EssentialsChat, Events, für, Furries, Furry, Furrycraft, Furryfandom, Furryminecraft, Furryserver, Griefprevention, guilded, manual build, memorable, NO DONATION, Nochatreports, non-furs, Roleplay, Server, Servers, Shops, spawn city, Survival, Updates, VAULT

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	7195	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

A 2000s style furry server (non-furs welcome too) with events, anti-cheat, anti-grief, and more. Come in and be remembered! It took me over a year to make the spawn city also known as the Companion City so feel free to look around, there’s a lot to see, I still work on it manually by hand. It should be noted that there is no way to pay or donate, you earn everything as it should be. This is also an economy server.

Join our Discord / Guilded for updates, we no longer display server updates on our own site.

Plugins include Vault, Essentials, GriefPrevention, EssentialsChat, DiscordSRV, and NoChatReports.

104.223.99.102:25590

The Cozy Shire: Where Creeper cuddles are considered a friendly hug

21, accepting, Adults, application form, Community, considered, Cozy, creeper, cuddles, Discord, encouraging, Enderman Grief, Friendly, hard difficulty, Hug, java, LGBTQI+ friendly, multiplayer, new map, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shire, smp, Survival, Voice Interview, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	7

The Cozy Shire
The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you! Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations! ==ABOUT US== Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday A New 1.21 Map Hard difficulty LGBTQI+ friendly Fire spread is turned Off Pl3xMap Discord Discord/ ingame chat integration We’re looking for players who Age 21 and over Anti-Enderman Grief And More… Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together! Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well. Link: https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

The Cozy Shire

The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you!

Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations!

==ABOUT US==

Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday
A New 1.21 Map
Hard difficulty
LGBTQI+ friendly
Fire spread is turned Off
Pl3xMap
Discord
Discord/ ingame chat integration
We’re looking for players who
Age 21 and over
Anti-Enderman Grief
And More…

Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together!

Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well.

Link: https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of server is The Cozy Shire?	The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server.
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 21 and over to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have anti-Enderman grief measures in place.
How can I apply to join the server?	Fill out the application form linked in the overview and be prepared for a voice interview.
Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly?	Yes, The Cozy Shire is LGBTQI+ friendly.

EugenicsCraft – Progress is Key!

1932, Calvinism, coal, Comprehensive Calamity, Democracy, doctrine, electricity, Eugenics, EugenicsCraft, human beings, Iron, key, Philosophical Dogmas, Political Doctrines, progress, Progressive Evolution, protestantism, Ralph Adams Cram, Religious Dogmas, Rousseau, society, Steam, Technological Civilization

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we do not behave like human beings because we are too busy building epic structures and battling virtual dragons!

Join us on this server because we reject the Ancient doctrine of progressive evolution and instead embrace the teachings of Dr. Calvin and M. Rousseau…just kidding, we actually just love to troll each other and blow up each other’s creations for fun!

Our server is like a technological civilization on steroids, thanks to our insane mods and plugins that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Who needs coal and iron when you have virtual diamonds and enchanted weapons?

Escape the boring reality of society and dive into our virtual world of chaos and creativity. Trust us, the only comprehensive calamity you’ll face on our server is when someone accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on your base.

So come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who needs progressive evolution when you can have explosive evolution instead?

SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy

Absurd, American, bad, bit, compensation, culture, ENTITLEMENT, exaggeration, glitchy, humor, inconvenient, Justice, lawsuit, Legal, LITIGATION, reaction, Rich, satire, SMPainfulMinecraft, society, stereotype, SUE, wealth

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Votes:	4561
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to sue for everything! Have a creeper blow up your house? Sue! Accidentally fall into lava and lose all your diamonds? Sue!

Our server is run by the infamous Sue, who has become a billionaire from all the lawsuits filed by our players. Join now and see if you can outsmart Sue and win your case in our virtual courtroom.

But beware, Sue is a master of manipulation and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So gather your evidence, hire a lawyer (or become one yourself), and get ready for the most ridiculous legal battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join now and start building your case (literally)!

RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone

AITAH, Behavior, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, control, crazy, Decision making, family trip, inappropriate, Lawyer, Legal, Monitoring, parenting, Phone, reddit, RedditCraft, Son, supervision, Support

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Ores Mined:	2204
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where your kids won’t learn inappropriate things like “jorkin my peanuts”? Look no further! Our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers say please and thank you before exploding!

Join us and avoid awkward family trips where your son starts spouting Reddit memes in front of grandpa. Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wears a helmet for protection!

Don’t let your ex-wife’s questionable parenting choices ruin your son’s innocence. Come join our server where “boys will be boys” is replaced with “boys will be building epic castles and battling zombies!”

Forget the lawyers and the family drama, come hang out with us and let your kid enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be played – without any peanuts being jorked, we promise!

LifeRater Minecraft SMP

Contentment, current life, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life balance, life evaluation, life experiences, life fulfillment, life happiness, life journey, life progress, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeRater, Minecraft, personal growth, Rating, satisfaction, self reflection, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring routine in your real life? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane existence of your everyday life. Here, you can become a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a potato farmer if that’s your thing. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the diamond pickaxe. Rumor has it that those who can impress the llamas with their sick dance moves will be granted access to a hidden realm filled with rare treasures and untold riches.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your boring reality and join us on this wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your dancing shoes).

CryCraft: Tears & Blocks

blocks, cathartic experience, coping mechanisms, CryCraft, emotional breakdown, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional release, emotional release techniques, Emotional support, emotional triggers, mental health, Mental well-being, personal growth, processing emotions, Sadness, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	158
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of crying in real life? Well, cry no more and join our Minecraft server where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter! Our server is so hilarious, you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember the last time you cried in real life. From epic pranks to wacky adventures, this server is guaranteed to make you ROFLMAO (Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Axe Off)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to sad tears and hello to tears of joy!

Erdogan’s Epic Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, Epic, Erdogan, Erdogan government, Erdogans, Government, international relations, INVADE, Israel, Jerusalem post, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, threat, turkey

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

lol imagine if Erdogan tried to invade Israel but ended up in a Minecraft server instead! that’s right, come join our server where you can build your own virtual Turkey and invade other players’ lands (just kidding, no real invasions here).

we have crazy events like a turkey costume contest where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the map. plus, our admin team is as powerful as Erdogan’s mustache, always ready to help and make sure everyone is having a good time.

so come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way (just don’t try to invade them, okay?).