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SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	6276
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	935
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1234	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	14

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Potions Brewed:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!

SkinnyPixelSavage

Appearance, body image, body shaming, body weight comparison, bullying, camp rules, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional reactions, family dynamics, name-calling, overweight, parental guidance, peer pressure, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SkinnyPixelSavage, social interactions, summer camp, weight stigma

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Potions Brewed:	120
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Join our server for epic battles and hilarious drama like you’ve never seen before!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to roast other players like never before. Just like the time I called out a camper for mocking my weight and she ended up in tears – talk about a burn!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities and challenges to keep you entertained. So come join us and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server?