| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1012 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 141 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun
195.201.204.247:25814
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5911 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 47 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Votes: | 7140 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2629 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 407 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2015 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 421366 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!
Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7526 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4827 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 977082 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.
So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3753 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 448856 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8467 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2359 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 117 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.
our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.
join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.
