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Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	671	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	4563	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1098
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4669	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	37	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4721
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Country Boy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	123	Void Gems Collected:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.

But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!