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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8126 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?