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BoomerCraft: Where 2013 was 37 years ago and we still think creepers are scary

2013, 37 years ago, BoomerCraft, CREEPERS, looking back, Nostalgia, past memories, Reflection, Reminiscing, Scary, time awareness, time flies, time measurement, time nostalgia, time passing, time passing quickly, time perception, time perspective, time reflection, time travel, time warp, where did time go, Years

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 2013, where the world was a simpler place and Justin Bieber ruled the charts! Build your own Bieber-themed castle and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. But be careful, because the evil Time Police are on the prowl, trying to bring you back to the present day. Will you survive the ultimate throwback adventure? Join now and find out!

JapanophobiaCraft: Fearlessly Fun Minecraft Server

Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural perceptions, Diplomacy, fear, fear of change, fear of influence, fear of the other, fear of the unknown, Fearlessly, Fun, global politics, historical tensions, international relations, Japan, JapanophobiaCraft, Minecraft, misconceptions, national identity, prejudice, Server, societal fears, Stereotypes, wartime history, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3778
Magic Items Found:	4282	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of living in fear of Japan taking over your country? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, Japan is actually a peaceful land filled with cute pandas and sushi-making villagers! Join us and experience a world where Japan is the friendliest place on earth, complete with cherry blossom trees and kawaii temples. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to the sushi gods, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear. Say goodbye to your Japanophobia and hello to a new world of fun and adventure!

EarGod’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, BELIEF, deity, Divine, Ear, EarGods, Epic, GOD, god of communication, god of hearing, god of listening, god of perception, god of sound, legend, Minecraft, Myth, Mythology, Religion, spirituality, Worship

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than the god of ear server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the god of ear roams around, blessing players with the power to hear blocks being placed from miles away. Imagine the advantage in PvP battles when you can hear your opponent sneaking up on you from a mile away!

But that’s not all – on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time! And don’t even get me started on the pet dragons you can ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can soar through the skies on a fire-breathing beast?

So come join us on the god of ear server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParliamentCraft: Where even creepers fear to tread!

Attack, ATTACKED, Australia, breaking news, Chaos, CREEPERS, current events, fear, georgia, Georgian parliament, Government, Incident, International, Live, News, ParliamentCraft, Politics, Second guy, SECURITY, Speech, Tread, Unrest, violence, world events

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	142	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even the NPCs are out for blood! Our server is so wild, even the second guy in the middle of a speech is getting attacked – first Australia, now Georgia! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive the chaos. Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe the third guy in the middle of a speech will be the next target! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Yoko Taro’s Blocky Adventures – A Minecraft Server for Fans of Yoko Taro Games!

404 GAME RE:SET, Accord’s Library, Adventures, anime adaptation, blocky, chat stamps, conquest guides, discussion, Drakengard, emulation guides, event stories, fanbook, Fans, games, high res art, japanese games, Minecraft, nier, nier automata, NieR Reincarnation, Resource Pastebin, Server, SINoALICE, Steam, TARO, Taros, translation, Voice of Cards, Yoko, yoko taro

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on the “Different Branch” Edition where we celebrate the works of the legendary Japanese game director, Yoko Taro, also known as Toko Taro, Yoko Yaro, or even Coco Taro (we like to keep it spicy).

We discuss everything from the mind-bending NieR/Drakengard/Voice of Cards games to the absolute cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE. And let’s not forget about our love for spanking – it’s a core part of our community, don’t ask questions.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive insider info like the NieR Rein Now EoS Last Story Chapter out NOW, NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 coming in 2024 (mark your calendars), and the SINoALICE Movie home release OUT NOW (grab your popcorn).

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Embrace the madness, dive into the Yokoverse Fanbook, and explore the depths of the Accord’s Library. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our coom material section (we won’t judge).

So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our mod team, they can be a bit strict). See you on the “Different Branch” Edition – it’s a world like no other.

Lesbian BFFs & Manifesting Madness Minecraft Server

acceptance, BFF, BFF’s, Communication, Connection, emotional, empowerment, FORCING, friendship, growth, healing, Lesbian, LGBTQ, madness, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll meet quirky characters, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find that special someone to share your blocky world with. Who knows, you might just stumble upon your soulmate while building a giant statue of a llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And who knows, maybe your lesbian BFF is just a /tp away!

NarutoCraft: Ninja Villages, Creeper Jutsu, and Ramen Shops Galore!

#naruto Fans, Anime, creeper, Galore, Jutsu, Manga, minato, Minato Namikaze, Minato oneshot review, Naruto, naruto anime, Naruto Characters, Naruto community, Naruto discussion, Naruto fandom, naruto manga, Naruto plot, Naruto series, Naruto spinoff, Naruto storyline, Naruto universe, NarutoCraft, ninja, OneShot, ramen, Shops, Villages

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Oh my Notch, have you heard about the Minato oneshot on our Minecraft server?! It’s like a legendary tale passed down from player to player. Legend has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with the ability to one-shot any mob or player with just a flick of their wrist. It’s like having the power of a thousand creepers at your fingertips!

But that’s not all, joining our server also grants you access to the secret underground diamond mine where you can mine diamonds faster than a speeding Enderman. And let’s not forget about the enchanted loot drops that rain from the sky like a shower of golden apples.

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience the Minato oneshot for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the most feared player in all of Minecraft history!

Crafty Morning Madness

Blessings, Crafty, encouragement, ENERGY, everyone, fresh start, good luck, good morning, greetings, Happiness, happy Monday, inspiration, madness, morning, motivation, new week, optimism, positive vibes, positivity, productivity, starting out well, success, well-wishes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ores Mined:	4772	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Good Morning gamers! Are you tired of boring Mondays in the real world? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where every day is a party! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding chickens (don’t worry, they’re just fireworks in disguise). Start your week off right by diving into a world where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make this week the best one yet!

SweetLootCraft: Candy from my Chinese Coworker

appreciation, candy, Chinese, coworker, culture, friendship, Generosity, Gesture, gift, Gratitude, Kindness, multicultural, sharing, Surprise, SweetLootCraft, sweets, thank you, thoughtful, Treats, unexpected, Workplace

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	1301
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7342
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft server because our Chinese coworker gave us candy and we’re sharing the sweetness with all our players! Who knows, maybe the candy will give you super Minecraft powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the candy can’t resist being a part of the fun. So come join us and let’s see what crazy adventures we can have together!

Blocky Banter: Where Video Games Get a Taste of the Real World!

banter, blocky, creativity, Entertainment, game design trends, game development, Game Mechanics, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, graphics, immersive experiences, innovation, interactive storytelling, narrative design, Online Multiplayer, player-engagement, real, Social Interaction, sound design, Taste, Technology, user experience, Video, video games, virtual reality, world

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5540
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, who roam the land in search of the rarest loot and do battle with evil mobs using their secret chicken-fu techniques. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their leader, Cluck Norris, is not to be trifled with.

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a hidden underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who have some killer moves. Get your groove on and party like it’s 1999 with these explosive dancers.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!