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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4885 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!