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Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	172	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mines Excavated:	4058	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	80
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	4012
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀