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ALPINA Geopol

ad astra, Admin Shop hubs, ALPINA, annex more territory, Cannons, chunk claiming/protection, custom-built, efficient modpack, Engineering, Geopol, Immersive Airplanes, Modded, more/Immersive Engineering, period-accurate weaponry, Player Run Economy, simple voice chat, TCAZ mod, Trains

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Enchantments Applied:	243	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to Alpina Geopol Season 1 – Cold War Space Race set in 1958

FRESH 1 WEEK OLD SEASON!

We are a heavily modded geopolitical server with balanced, intentional design and gameplay experiences for every kind of player. We run a 1:1000 scale of a real Earth map – come write your name in our server’s history books!

Playing on Alpina revolves around core goals and interacting with core gameplay mods:

Features	Description
Custom Modpack	Chock-full of exciting mods including Create Mod, trains, cannons, and more/Immersive Engineering
Nations	Join a nation or start your own before joining
Space Race	Be the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra
Warfare	Wage war with period-accurate weaponry and technology from the TCAZ mod
Land Expansion	Expand your land by building in your nation to annex more territory
Trade and Economy	Trade materials, weapons, and energy with other players
Voice Chat	Simple voice chat and chunk claiming/protection for cooperation and land protection

Server IP: Alpina.mc-mods.xyz

Join our Discord Server for more information on mods and our world! We hope to see you soon!

https://discord.gg/H3grjRrqVn

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a nation?	You can join a nation by checking our claim map channel and making a ticket.
Can I start my own nation?	Yes, you can start your own nation before joining.
How do I participate in the Space Race?	You can participate in the Space Race by being the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, there is a player-run economy supplemented by our Admin Shop hubs.

MysticCraft Land 1.21

anti-semitism, belgians, Bigotry, Blaming, Boring, conspiracy theories, discrimination, Everything.., Hate Speech, hateful rhetoric, Historical revisionism, ignorance, intolerance, Jews, Land, MysticCraft, new, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we blame everything on the Belgians! Yeah, forget about those boring old “jews,” we’re all about pointing fingers at the Belgians now. Trust me, it’s a wild ride full of crazy conspiracies and hilarious accusations. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame everything on the Belgians together!

StepMomsGamingMCServer

#youtube, Apology, BBC kids channel, Boundaries, Communication, Disney, English teacher, Etiquette, games, installation, kids behavior, LOL game, Manners, Minecraft, Netflix, Parental Responsibility, roblox, slide game, step mother, StepMomsGamingMCServer, tablet

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5453	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of having your tablet invaded by a little sis and her friend! But fear not, for on our server, we have a strict no tablet-stealing policy.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world to escape the chaos of siblings and their friends. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who have had their devices hijacked by tiny tyrants.

So come on over and let off some steam by crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where no one can steal your tablet or install games without permission. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual revenge by building a fortress to keep out unwanted intruders!

Join us now and let’s show those pesky kids that Minecraft is sacred territory that must be respected at all costs!

YogaCraze30minsLate

AITAH, Argument, Assumptions, baby, coffee, Communication, DAUGHTER, Expectations, free class, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, morning walk, overreacting, Public, stress, Stroll, Support, Time management, yoga, yoga certifications, YogaCraze30minsLate

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my girlfriend on the day of her yoga certification class? Look no further! Our server is as unpredictable as her last-minute freak out!

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the car ride to the yoga studio. Will you be crying tears of joy from the fun or tears of frustration from the challenges? Who knows!

Just like my confusion about the timing of the yoga class, you’ll be scratching your head trying to figure out the next move in the game. Will you be early or late to the next big event? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server where assumptions are key, just like assuming you know what your girlfriend needs without her telling you. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to navigate through her emotional rollercoaster!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs yoga when you can stretch your limits in our Minecraft world?

RedditHaterMC SMP

Anonymity, controversial opinions, cyberbullying, DISLIKES, downvoting, echo chambers, hate, hive mind, internet culture, keyboard warriors, Negativity, Online Community, online forums, online hate, reddit, reddit culture, RedditHaterMC, smp, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Towns Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. So if you hate boring old Reddit, come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedroom tips, best sex position, best sex tips, blocky, bonanza, Intimacy, love making, passionate sex, physical connection, relationship tips, romantic positions, sex advice, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual positions, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, sexual wellness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Star Shards Collected:	104	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft servers! We’ve got more positions than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored again. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “What is the best sex position? Oh, it’s definitely on this server!”

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Amazon, business relationship, Canada, Canadian economy, CBC News, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyCanuck, digital marketplace, e commerce, economic impact, Government, investigation, labor rights, Minecraft, online shopping, Quebec closures, regulatory compliance, Retail, review, Server, supply chain, trade agreements

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	824740
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, you gotta join cuz we have like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yea, it’s pretty epic. oh, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the world. but shh, it’s a secret. join now before the aliens invade and take over the server. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down here.

CraftyRegimeChangeUK

controversy, CraftyRegimeChangeUK, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, hate figure, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, power struggle, regime change, Starmer, trudeau, Trump administration, uk, United Kingdom, united states, world news

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	937636
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a crazy world where trump is tryna take over the UK and starmer is like the new bad guy? well guess what, our minecraft server is just like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to save the UK from trump’s evil plans. build ur own fortress, ride on dragons, and become the hero that the world needs. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

HappyCraft – Stay Active, Stay Positive!

Active, active lifestyle, aging, COVID-19 restrictions, depression, depressive feelings, emotions, Exercise, HappyCraft, health, late adulthood, mental health, Mental well-being, pandemic, physical activity, Positive, positive affectivity, positive cycle, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, restrictions, stay, well-being

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1078	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is so lit u won’t even believe it! like, did u know that joining this server will actually make u physically active during covid-19? ya, it’s true! all the cool kids are joining and getting their exercise on while having a blast in the virtual world!

and get this, if u join this server, u will never feel depressed again! that’s right, all ur mental well-being will be boosted to the max and u will be living ur best life in late adulthood. it’s like a magical cycle of positivity and fun that u won’t find anywhere else!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the good times roll! who knew playing minecraft could actually make u healthier and happier? only on our server, baby!

RB CRAFT TECHNOMAGIC Minecraft server

Applied energetics 2, Auto equipment, Avataria, Blood Magic, comfortable game, Draconic Evolution, Factory style, Forestry, in-game economy, industrial craft 2, jei, Miner’s world, Mini Games, MOTORCYCLE, privileges, Prototype city, Ramenskoye, Redstone Arsenal, referral program, thermal expansion, Twilight Forest

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3