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PausePlayCraft

AudioVisual, Buttons.., control, convenience, Digital, Entertainment, FUNCTIONALITY, Media, multimedia, pause and unpause, pause button, PausePlayCraft, play button, play only, superior, Technology, user experience, user interface

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	309911	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Votes:	4241

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness

AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

Adventures, AgeCraft, aging, aging brain, Aging population, aging process, brain development, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive aging, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive research, Exploration, Implications, Memory Loss, mental health, mindful, neurology, new environments, research, spatial navigation, study

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	235	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

Wifey Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, Communication, devotion, emotional connection, equality, FANTASY, isekai, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, Polyamory, relationships, Selflessness, selflessness in relationships, Server, Trust, Understanding, wifey, Wives

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4886	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 198423599, novel, puzzling, secret, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thriller novel, unknown identity

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2009
Potions Brewed:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4223	Enchantments Applied:	98
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

LoliCraft Server

4chan, Anime, Community, controversial, cute, FANTASY, Fiction, green text, greentext, internet, Loli, Lolicon, LoliCraft, Manga, Nostalgia, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Stories, storytelling, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	578	Players Killed by Monsters:	5332
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6169
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult audio, asmr, Azura Dulait, Boobs, Current Streams, fansly, FAQ, gen 1, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, NSFW, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Talents, thumbnail, tos, Ultimate, Upcoming Streams, VAllure, VAllure Agency, VAllure General, VAllure Official, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

OrphanGF Misery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, broken up, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, emotional well being, family responsibilities, Fights, financial burden, harsh life, insecure, Minecraft, miserable life, Misery, orphan girlfriend, OrphanGF, Peace, possessive, reconciliation, Self Respect, Server, Sympathy, toxic behavior

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outbursts, just like the rollercoaster relationship described above.

Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a virtual partner who randomly starts crying, all while juggling the pressure of supporting her five teenage siblings financially. Will you be able to resist the temptation to give her virtual money and maintain her virtual self-respect?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for possessiveness and insecurity on a whole new level. Meet your virtual partner daily, talk for hours on end, and say goodbye to your virtual friends and family because she demands all your time. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of a toxic relationship in the virtual world?

Join us now and see if you can survive the endless fights over trivial matters, where every glance at your virtual partner might result in a new argument. Will you break free from the cycle of drama and find peace, or will you be sucked back into the chaos of a love-hate relationship?

Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience, where love, tears, and tantrums await you at every turn. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

MIL-less Mother’s Day Madness

Communication Issues, cultural expectations, Day, emotional labor, family dynamics, family gatherings, father in-law, holiday stress, Hosting, household responsibilities, husband-wife dynamics, in-laws, madness, meal planning, MILless, misunderstandings, mother-in-law, mother’s day, MOTHERS, parenting, relationship boundaries, Resentment, social etiquette, traditional celebrations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	161	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies.

Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map that will make you feel like a true treasure hunter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even your in-game parents will want to join in on the fun. Imagine celebrating in-game Mother’s Day and Father’s Day with your pixelated family, complete with virtual presents and flowers. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a Minecraft party instead?

So come on, join our server and show off your building skills while dodging virtual in-laws. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!