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Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

belonging, Canada, Canucks, celebration, citizenship, Community, culture, diaspora, Diversity, Flag, heritage, Immigrants, Indian Canadians, love for country, loyalty, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, nationalistic pride, Patriotic, pride, Server, Unity

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Votes:	6399	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Late for Minecraft SMP

2016, 2020, Abandoned, disinterest, disregarded, Forgotten, Irrelevance, Irrelevant, It feels too late, lack of interest, Late, Minecraft, NO ONE CARES, obsolete, Outdated, outdated content, past seasons, season 1, SEASON 2, shit anymore, smp, TV series, unimportant

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

anime fan, Caliope, Calliope Mori, entertainer, Forest, Gaming, hololive, internet personality, japanese, live performance, meme queen, Minecraft, Online Community, Otaku, Server, Shrek savant, singing, streaming, talent, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual singer, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2812	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

3 AM thoughts, BAITED, basement dwelling, cat pic, Conspiracy Theory, distraction, epiphany, internet culture, late night browsing, matrix, memes, Minecraft, Mountain Dew, neet life, PAJAMAS, question.., Responses, Schizo, smp, Thread, Truth, truth seeker, Ultimate

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Potions Brewed:	90
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

Adult males People, Boys Human species, Brothers Adult men, Crafty, Dudes Homo sapiens sapiens, Fathers Human race, gender, gentlemen, guys, Human, Human Men Male, humans, Husbands, Male (Gender), Male adults, male population, Males, Man Human beings, Manhood Human males, Mankind, Masculinity Homo sapiens, Men, Minecraft, Server, Sons

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

203546832, Canada, Cum, Edition, Harvest, MapleCraft, mexico, Ole, previous, Pumpkin, smp, Usa

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ores Mined:	9783
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, Cultural differences, Diversity, interracial couples, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, marriage choices, marriage trends, Minecraft, non-white wife, Paradise, PIXEL, political affiliations, political beliefs, political ideologies, race relations, racial preferences, relationship dynamics, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Crops Grown:	9349	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

Connect, connect content, CONTENT, long tail, Minecraft, phase, phase connect, phase connect content, smp, tags

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

with AuVan

24/7, Active owner, base hiding, Boundaries, building, Community, dedicated server, Fun, gameplay, minecraft server, player interaction, PvE, PvP, respectful, rules, Solo, Survival, survival gameplay, survival server, teamwork, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Votes:	3808	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

AussiePureVanillaSurvival.linkmc.net

All The Mods 10

banned, configs, Custom, Homes, Items, Minecraft, Mods, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Spawn

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

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