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KidCraftHolidayFun

sister, Expectations, Benadryl, stress, Gifts

Are you tired of spending your holidays at your husband’s aunt’s and sister’s houses, where your kids are expected to sit quietly and behave like little angels? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where kids can be kids and adults can visit in peace! No more constant stress and taming your little ones, let them run wild and have fun in our virtual world.

Forget about older ladies suggesting drugging your child with Valium or Benadryl, on our server, everyone is welcome to be themselves. No more being ignored when you invite relatives over, here you are the boss and they can come to your virtual house if they want to see you.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to overstimulation and constant stress. Let your kids unleash their creativity and have a blast in a world where everyone is free to be themselves. Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun, join us today!

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FanboyFlix Minecraft SMP

screen presence, must watch, captivating actress., Minecraft, smp

OMG you guys, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, soooooo epic, you HAVE to join! Like, the owner is actually a secret celebrity in disguise, I heard they’re like, the long lost cousin of Leonardo DiCaprio or something. And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for all the players. It’s like, a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a replica of Hollywood, and all the buildings are named after famous actors and actresses. Like, you can live in the Jennifer Lawrence mansion or party at the Johnny Depp nightclub. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden golden statue of Brad Pitt, you get a free lifetime supply of golden apples!

Plus, there’s this one player who goes by the name “Minecraft Maestro” and they’re like, the ultimate PvP master. They’ve never been defeated in a duel and they say if you can beat them, you become the new ruler of the server. It’s like, a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

So like, if you’re a fan of Minecraft AND celebrities, you HAVE to join this server. It’s like, the best of both worlds, and you’ll have so much fun exploring and battling it out with other players. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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PixelatedPiggy’s Childhood Myths

imaginative thinking, funny beliefs, misconceptions, childhood innocence, childhood imagination

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land full of diamond armor-wearing pigs and talking creepers? Well, guess what? Our server is here to make that childhood dream a reality! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden wonders of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant cheeseburger floating in the sky. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top of the cheeseburger will be granted three wishes by the mystical Burger King himself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to climb to the top of the cheesy mountain!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Join forces with these feathered warriors and become the richest player in all the land!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that elusive portal to the land of diamond armor-wearing pigs after all!

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HaitianGangWars Minecraft Server

Troops, Mission, collaboration, Gangs, International

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit fam. we got guatemalan and el salvadoran troops pullin up in haiti to fight gangs, like what even is happenin? u can be part of dis epic battle and help take down dem gangs wit ur pickaxe and sword. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and u can ride on a llama into battle. it’s gonna be a party, so join now before it’s too late and u miss out on all da fun. let’s goooooo!

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CraftyBagWatchPrimeMinister

transparency, prime minister, financial disclosure, scandal, Government

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to this place, bro. we got so much craziness going on, it’s like thailand’s prime minister declaring over $400 million in assets, but instead of luxury handbags and watches, we got diamonds and enchanted gear for days, yo.

like, seriously, you won’t believe the stuff we got going on here. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that shoots fireballs made of cheese. yeah, you heard me right, cheese fireballs. it’s wild, man.

and if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a floating island where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. i know, it sounds insane, but it’s true. you gotta see it to believe it.

so come join us on this server and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Spawntrapped

multiplayer public teleport commands features build map resets enjoyment playing people discord website hosted alpha singleplayer added beta server world server features, Vanilla, Spawntrapped

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	beta.spawntrapped.org:26038

Spawntrapped

A beta 1.7.3 server hosted along a 1.21 server started in 2016. The beta server world was originally a singleplayer world from alpha 1.0.16, but was later made into a beta 1.7.3 server.

Server Features

Spawntrapped is a public beta server with no teleport commands and non-vanilla features. Players can build freely without any map resets. It provides a multiplayer experience with the feel of singleplayer, but with the enjoyment of playing with others.

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/Th7afcqR

Website: https://spawntrapped.com/

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there teleport commands on the server?	No, there are zero teleport commands on Spawntrapped.
Is the server on beta version 1.7.3?	Yes, the server is based on beta version 1.7.3.
Are there any map resets on the server?	No, there are no map resets on Spawntrapped. Players can build without worrying about resets.
Can players build anything on the server?	Yes, players have the freedom to build anything they like on Spawntrapped.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running since 2016, providing a stable and long-term gaming experience.

Love Between Girls 1.21

Sexuality, common, queer, Intimacy, Bisexual

Bro, on this Minecraft server, the girls be making love to each other like it’s a daily ritual. Join us if you wanna witness some pixelated lesbian action that will make your blocky world spin! Trust me, you won’t find this kind of steamy gameplay anywhere else. It’s like a virtual strip club, but with pickaxes and creepers. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, my dude. Your Minecraft experience will never be the same again, I promise you that.

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QTipCrafters – Ears-Free Zone!

skincare, makeup removal, multi purpose, cotton swabs, QTipCrafters

Are you tired of wasting q-tips on boring activities like cleaning your ears? Join our Minecraft server and use q-tips for something truly epic! Our players have created a mini-game where you have to navigate a maze using only q-tips as your tool. It’s intense, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have with a cotton swab. So come join us and see what all the q-tip hype is about!

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PatriotCraft: Steel Armor Upgrade

Ukrainian defense, air defense technology, defense solutions, defense technology, military equipment

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN STEEL GIANT BUT FOR MINECRAFT! WE GOT ARMOR PROTECTION FOR DAYS, LIKE LITERALLY DAYS! OUR PATRIOT AIR DEFENSE SYSTEMS ARE LIT AF, YOU WON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT YOU! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WARRIOR PROTECTED BY THE BEST ARMOR IN THE LAND! ALSO, OUR ARMOR HAS SPECIAL POWERS THAT MAKE YOU INVINCIBLE AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, SO YOU CAN JUST LAUGH IN THEIR FACES AS THEY TRY TO ATTACK YOU! COME JOIN THE FUN AND BECOME A LEGENDARY WARRIOR ON OUR SERVER!

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sVanilla Survival

Survival, tnt duplication, bedrock, combat tag, Slime
Server Name sVanilla Survival

IP Address corn.gg

Region USA East

Overview

sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for Java & Bedrock Geyser players. With a back-to-basics approach, this server provides a semi-vanilla experience with some quality of life additions. Enjoy a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?
FAQ

Can I use hacked clients on the server?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Are there any PvP restrictions?

Yes, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee combat. There are also restrictions such as no elytra in combat and an 8 second totem cooldown.

Is there an economy system on the server?

No, the server economy is based on bartering with other players. There are no economy plugins.

Can I explore freely on the server?

Yes, there are no land claims and a 300k world border, allowing for boundless exploration.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving your creations for years to come.

Are TNT dupers enabled on the server?

Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled for easier building and creation of TNT machines.
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Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Overview

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

FAQ

Can I use hacked clients on the server?

Are there any PvP restrictions?

Is there an economy system on the server?

Can I explore freely on the server?

Will the map ever reset?

Are TNT dupers enabled on the server?