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CampCraft: Minecraft Server

Boundaries, campcraft, camping trip, Communication, compromise, Conflict, discomfort, emotional boundaries, INDEPENDENCE, Insecurity, Jealousy, male friends, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Minecraft, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, Server, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no camping trips with your wife’s flirtatious friends will ever happen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no drama!

We understand the struggle of not wanting your wife to go camping with her two guy friends who can’t keep their eyes off her blocky body. That’s why on our server, the only flirting will be with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t be torn between trusting your wife and feeling uncomfortable, join our server where you can trust that no one will be pitching any tents except for their Minecraft shelters. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any real-life relationship drama!

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding lava pits. No assholes allowed, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

BabyBanWedding2021

activities, alcohol, baby, BabyBanWedding2021, Budget, children, Drugs, family, guest, heavy drinkers, mandated reporter, partner, personal reasons, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict 21+ age limit for all players! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a wedding like no other. The bride was a fierce infant teacher, surrounded by children all day long. Her partner, on the other hand, was a child-free soul, uncomfortable with the little ones. So, they decided to have a wedding with only adults, no kids allowed.

But wait, there’s more! One day, the partner’s sister threw a fit because her baby couldn’t come to the wedding. The bride was torn – she didn’t want any kids around, especially with the heavy drinking and 🍃 use going on. As a mandated reporter, she couldn’t risk being in a bad situation.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and a strict 21+ age limit, look no further! Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures await in our age-restricted world!

BitcoinBaller on Minecraft SMP

alternative investments, asset allocation, BitcoinBaller, Bitcoins, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized currency, digital assets, Digital Currency, Diversification, financial freedom, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, personal finance, retirement planning, risk management, savings, smp, speculative investments, wealth building, wealth management

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with 50 bitcoins waiting for the bravest and most skilled player to claim it. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes! Only the chosen one can defeat the chicken and claim the bitcoins for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who are always throwing epic dance parties. Join them for some groovy moves and maybe they’ll even teach you their secret yeti handshake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a floating island made entirely of candy where you can build your dream base and feast on unlimited sugary treats. Just watch out for the candy monsters that roam the island, they have a sweet tooth for players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just walk away with 50 bitcoins and a new yeti best friend!

HustleCraft: Mine for Money!

creative hustle, Entrepreneurial Journey., Entrepreneurship, extra income, financial freedom, freelance, gig economy, hustle and grind, HustleCraft, lucrative, MONEY, money making, online business, part time job, passive income, self-employment, side gig, side hustle, side job, Small Business, success stories, work from home

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and only finding coal? Do you dream of a side hustle that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can make more diamonds than a wealthy villager with a monopoly on trading. Our server is so lucrative, even the Ender Dragon is investing in real estate here! So come on down and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft. Who needs a side hustle when you can make a fortune in our virtual world?

AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase

Acute, Acute Phase, AtheroCraft19, Atherosclerosis, cardiovascular disease, chronic inflammation, Complications, Covid-19, Cytokine Storm, Endothelial Dysfunction, immune response, immune system, inflammation, INITIATION, long-term effects, Pathophysiology, phase, Progression, Pulmonary Complications, risk factors, thrombosis, vascular health

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so, liek, u know how u get bored at home durin covid-19 lockdown? well, come join our minecraft server and forget all ur troubles! we got a crazy story for u – did u know that playin on our server actually helps prevent atherosclerosis? yea, that’s right, ur heart will thank u for joinin us! we got epic builds and mini-games that will keep u entertained for hours on end. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! so come on, what are u waitin for? join now and save ur heart from the clutches of atherosclerosis!

Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!

Adventure, Bells, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Edition, Evolution, Exploration, Farming, Hardcore, java, Join, Llamas, Lore, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Pigs, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Towny, Vanilla, Version, whistles

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Evo SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique evolving experience for players. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening new resources and gear for players to adapt and excel in any environment.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is Evo SMP?	Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by focusing on player evolution and adaptation.
How is Evo SMP different from other SMP servers?	Evo SMP emphasizes skill and strategy over automatic resource farming and wealth accumulation. Players must adapt to different eras and environments to thrive.
What can players do on Evo SMP?	Players have the freedom to form groups, factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, and participate in special challenges and treasure hunts.
How often do eras change on Evo SMP?	Each era introduces new resources and gear, and as the meta changes, the strongest players are redefined.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP and joining the Discord community for updates and announcements.

Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

CraftyJew Minecraft Server

American politics, based jew, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyJew, far right, Government, immigration, Jewish, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opinionated, policy, policy advisor, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, Stephen Miller, Trump administration, Trump supporter, White House

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

Army, Bunker, command, ConscriptCarnageMistress, conscription, death, Decision making, Ethics, Hiding, leadership, leadership decisions, military strategy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, orders, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, smp, soldiers, Survival, War Tactics, WARFARE, wartime leadership

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

Pay4UrKidsMess

accident, Accountability, Behavior, Cleanup, consequences, customer service, Damage, discipline, Kids, Mess, negligence, parenting, Pay4UrKidsMess, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Retail, Soda, Store, supervision

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crops Grown:	9478	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	878	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Farms Harvested:	798	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Sensational elysaku Minecraft Servers

CampCraft: Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

BabyBanWedding2021

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BitcoinBaller on Minecraft SMP

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HustleCraft: Mine for Money!

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AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase

Stats November 22, 2024

Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!

Stats November 22, 2024

Evo SMP Minecraft Server

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CraftyJew Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

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BlameCraft Minecraft Server

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Pay4UrKidsMess

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ores Mined:	8792	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2