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GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1033

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	31485	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Star Shards Collected:	66	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Farms Harvested:	762
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	239
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Emeralds Found:	7944

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Items Found:	1726	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	287
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!