Eloquent JavaScript Minecraft Servers

Eloquent Javascript

  • Minecraft SMP: /wdg/ – Crafty Web Development Crew

    Minecraft SMP: /wdg/ – Crafty Web Development Crew

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS, and JS because who needs diamonds when you can code your way to victory? Learn flex and grid in CSS by playing Flexbox Froggy and CSS Grid Garden – who knew coding could be so fun?

    But wait, there’s more! We have resources for backend languages like PHP, Java, Python, and Go because why mine for resources when you can code them instead?

    Staying up to date is a breeze with our weekly newsletters on all things tech – who needs a compass when you have the latest tech news at your fingertips?

    Need help with your projects? Post your examples on JSFiddle, 3v4l, or CodeSandbox and watch the magic happen. Our community is always ready to lend a hand – because teamwork makes the dream work!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and submit your project progress updates in the most outrageous way possible. Who knows, maybe your project will be the talk of the town in our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCoderz – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCoderz – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We offer free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS, and JS because who needs diamonds when you can have coding skills, am I right?

    Our server is like a virtual coding bootcamp, with guides from Google, Mozilla, and even a modern introduction to JavaScript that will have you coding like a pro in no time. And don’t worry about backend languages, we’ve got tutorials for PHP, Java, Python, and even Go because why limit yourself to just one language when you can learn them all?

    But that’s not all! We have design resources, server guides, and weekly newsletters to keep you up to date on all the latest tech trends. And if you ever need help, just create an example and post the link on our server. We’ve got your back!

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds by day and code for world domination by night? Plus, our virtual coding bootcamp is way cooler than any in-game loot you’ll find. Join us now and level up your coding skills while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

    CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeper’s Snack Shack

    Creeper’s Snack Shack

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

    Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

    But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

    Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

    EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBlockerVacay

    BabyBlockerVacay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

    CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

    GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP