Eloquent JavaScript Minecraft Servers

Eloquent JavaScript Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP: /wdg/ – Crafty Web Development Crew

    Minecraft SMP: /wdg/ – Crafty Web Development Crew
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3255
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS, and JS because who needs diamonds when you can code your way to victory? Learn flex and grid in CSS by playing Flexbox Froggy and CSS Grid Garden – who knew coding could be so fun?

    But wait, there’s more! We have resources for backend languages like PHP, Java, Python, and Go because why mine for resources when you can code them instead?

    Staying up to date is a breeze with our weekly newsletters on all things tech – who needs a compass when you have the latest tech news at your fingertips?

    Need help with your projects? Post your examples on JSFiddle, 3v4l, or CodeSandbox and watch the magic happen. Our community is always ready to lend a hand – because teamwork makes the dream work!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and submit your project progress updates in the most outrageous way possible. Who knows, maybe your project will be the talk of the town in our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCoderz – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCoderz – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 4346
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Animals Bred: 196

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We offer free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS, and JS because who needs diamonds when you can have coding skills, am I right?

    Our server is like a virtual coding bootcamp, with guides from Google, Mozilla, and even a modern introduction to JavaScript that will have you coding like a pro in no time. And don’t worry about backend languages, we’ve got tutorials for PHP, Java, Python, and even Go because why limit yourself to just one language when you can learn them all?

    But that’s not all! We have design resources, server guides, and weekly newsletters to keep you up to date on all the latest tech trends. And if you ever need help, just create an example and post the link on our server. We’ve got your back!

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds by day and code for world domination by night? Plus, our virtual coding bootcamp is way cooler than any in-game loot you’ll find. Join us now and level up your coding skills while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingBlockerCraft

    WeddingBlockerCraft
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 9448
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 171 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

    Picture this: a mother-in-law who insists on a choreographed dance with her son at the wedding, claiming she’s the “main character” of the show. She even jokes about wearing white because she’s the mother of the groom! But wait, there’s more – she’s a big spender when it comes to her kids’ weddings and has no qualms about voicing her opinions on everything from color schemes to engagement rings.

    But fear not, for the bride has a secret weapon – a 1.5ct emerald cut Montana sapphire ring with a diamond setting that could blind even the most judgmental mother-in-law. And when it comes to the dance, she’s not about to let a mother/son dance steal the spotlight and make her feel uncomfortable about missing out on a father/daughter dance.

    Join our server for a wedding extravaganza filled with family drama, outrageous demands, and the ultimate showdown between a bride and her mother-in-law. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell on this Minecraft server like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBuster Minecraft Server

    BlockBuster Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9045
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable moments.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a group of friendly villagers who invite you to join them on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But here’s the twist – the dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to open a bakery in the Nether! Will you help him achieve his dream or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of explosive llamas?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mythical creature who roams the forests in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the dastardly Bigfoot and earn his respect? Only time will tell!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyConspiracies

    CraftyConspiracies
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 5860
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 8165
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Zombie Dances: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard of the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually running our Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us for a chance to meet the elusive Herobrine himself and uncover the secrets he’s been hiding in the shadows. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his right-hand man and rule the server together in chaos and mayhem! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest conspiracy theory in Minecraft history. Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DuneCultCraft

    DuneCultCraft
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 8916
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6593 Dimension Hops: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Animals Bred: 66

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Paul Atreides be like, “Watch out for them crazy followers!” But let me tell you, on this server, you don’t need to be no fancy pants to have a cult following! Just show up and BAM, you got yourself a bunch of loyal minions ready to do your bidding.

    Join our server for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding. It’s a whole new level of insanity, baby!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, let me hit you with this: we got a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who give out the best loot in the game. Trust me, you ain’t never seen nothing like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become the ruler of your own wacky kingdom. Who needs Paul Atreides when you got us, right? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VaxCraft: Immune Boosted Fun!

    VaxCraft: Immune Boosted Fun!
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 9376
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Ores Mined: 8667 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be like dat COVID vaccine but for yo Minecraft game! u join dis server, u gonna get hit wit side effects like tiredness (cuz u be playin all night), muscle and joint pain (from all dat hardcore mining), chills (cuz u be chillin in yo cool base), headache (from tryna figure out dem redstone contraptions), fever (cuz u be on fire in PvP), nausea (from all dem crazy builds), and feeling generally unwell (cuz u be addicted to dis server)! but don’t worry, it just mean yo immune system be gettin stronger and u gonna be less likely to catch dem creepers tryna blow up yo stuff! so come join dis wild ride of a server and experience da ultimate Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TechNut: Where only the best nuts survive! Join now for a tech-tacular time!

    TechNut: Where only the best nuts survive! Join now for a tech-tacular time!
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 8704
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Villages Defended: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 4959
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview of Technut Minecraft Server

    Description
    When did the server start/reset?
    Technut First opened it’s doors on 20th March 2024!
    What type of players are we looking for?
    We are looking for players with a high amount of motivation and dedication for high effort and long-term projects, as well as players who show a strong drive for community interaction and love the more technical side of Minecraft, whether it be through building or redstone/farming & machinery.
    How can I apply?
    Apply through our Discord here: https://discord.gg/MgPVcJpnxB!Or, view our website here: https://technutserver.wixsite.com/technut/team-3-1 & see our current projects and dynmap!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can anyone join the server? No, Technut is a Whitelist only server where players are carefully selected to maintain a positive and creative community.
    What mods/plugins does the server use? Technut focuses on Vanilla gameplay but has introduced 1.21 Experimental items and carpet mod for quality of life improvements.
    What sets Technut apart from other Minecraft servers? Technut values high standards of building and technical skills, community involvement, and long-term projects that all players contribute to.
    How often are server events held? Server events and projects are held regularly to engage the community and showcase their talents.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QuadTaxMaster Minecraft Server

    QuadTaxMaster Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 7889
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5749 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where the only way to defeat the evil Taxmaster is by riding in on a majestic quad and taking him down with your epic quad skills! Who knew taxes could be so thrilling and action-packed? Join now and show off your quad-riding prowess while saving the virtual world from financial tyranny!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HeavenlyCraft Minecraft Server

    HeavenlyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 5874
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 695 Ores Mined: 741
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Potions Brewed: 190
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! This server is so heavenly, you’ll think you’ve died and gone to blocky paradise.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a house made entirely of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow sheep, you’ll never know what magical beast will cross your path next.

    So come join us on this heavenly Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures of your blocky life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BroBro’s Boom Boom Minecraft Server

    BroBro’s Boom Boom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 333
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9348 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ores Mined: 3126
    Enchantments Applied: 55 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with cheating brothers, secret families, and love triangles that will make your head spin.

    Picture this: your brother, a certified F***boi, gets caught in a web of lies involving multiple women, sex pics, and a cousin who is actually his lover. When his fiancée kicks him out of their house, he turns to you for shelter in your tiny 1-bedroom apartment. But wait, there’s more! Your partner refuses to let him stay, leading to a family feud that puts you in the middle of it all.

    But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a cheating brother when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you?

    Join us now and let’s leave the family drama behind – after all, there’s no room for F***bois in Minecraft!

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  • EvilParentzMC

    EvilParentzMC
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9199
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family drama and epic battles! Join us if you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and fight off evil parents!

    Imagine a world where grief and love collide, just like when griefers try to destroy your epic builds. Take a break from reality and join us as we navigate the complexities of relationships and grief, just like navigating through a maze of creepers and zombies.

    Venture into our server and build a world where you can honor your losses and celebrate new beginnings, just like how you can build a castle while fighting off skeletons and spiders. Will you be able to stand up to evil parents and show them the power of love and grief in our Minecraft world?

    So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you let evil parents dictate your fate? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
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