Eloquent JavaScript Minecraft Servers

Eloquent Javascript

  • Minecraft SMP: /wdg/ – Crafty Web Development Crew

    Minecraft SMP: /wdg/ – Crafty Web Development Crew

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS, and JS because who needs diamonds when you can code your way to victory? Learn flex and grid in CSS by playing Flexbox Froggy and CSS Grid Garden – who knew coding could be so fun?

    But wait, there’s more! We have resources for backend languages like PHP, Java, Python, and Go because why mine for resources when you can code them instead?

    Staying up to date is a breeze with our weekly newsletters on all things tech – who needs a compass when you have the latest tech news at your fingertips?

    Need help with your projects? Post your examples on JSFiddle, 3v4l, or CodeSandbox and watch the magic happen. Our community is always ready to lend a hand – because teamwork makes the dream work!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and submit your project progress updates in the most outrageous way possible. Who knows, maybe your project will be the talk of the town in our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCoderz – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCoderz – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We offer free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS, and JS because who needs diamonds when you can have coding skills, am I right?

    Our server is like a virtual coding bootcamp, with guides from Google, Mozilla, and even a modern introduction to JavaScript that will have you coding like a pro in no time. And don’t worry about backend languages, we’ve got tutorials for PHP, Java, Python, and even Go because why limit yourself to just one language when you can learn them all?

    But that’s not all! We have design resources, server guides, and weekly newsletters to keep you up to date on all the latest tech trends. And if you ever need help, just create an example and post the link on our server. We’ve got your back!

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds by day and code for world domination by night? Plus, our virtual coding bootcamp is way cooler than any in-game loot you’ll find. Join us now and level up your coding skills while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GangnamCraft: Where Korean Women Rule

    GangnamCraft: Where Korean Women Rule

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where korean women gather at gangnam station to fight off creepers and zombies!! we need your help to stop the evil sex crimes from taking over our blocky world. build epic fortresses, team up with other players, and show those monsters who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with your fellow gamers. join us now and let’s save gangnam station together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyART Minecraft Server

    CraftyART Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic raves every night.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the Minecraft world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and lava-spewing sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

    DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoBraNoProbsMC

    NoBraNoProbsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want – even in your comfy baggy t-shirt and boy shorts without a bra! We embrace all levels of comfort here, whether it’s lounging around or doing housework in style.

    Join us and experience the freedom of expressing yourself through your attire, just like our fearless leader who rocks the braless look with confidence. Who needs a bra when you have the power of creativity and comfort on your side?

    Don’t worry about potential awkwardness, because on this server, we celebrate individuality and personal comfort above all else. Embrace your true self and let your fashion choices run wild – after all, who needs a shirt when you can be shirtless like our fearless leader’s friends?

    So come on in, leave your bras at the door, and let’s build a world where comfort and self-expression reign supreme. Just remember to close the door when changing – we may be wild, but we still have some decency!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCensorMCServ

    CraftyCensorMCServ

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

    KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

    ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

    join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

    but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

    so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

    ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP