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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6719 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!
So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮