Elon Minecraft Servers

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  • SpaceX Minecraft SMP: Elon Musk Ketamine Zombie

    SpaceX Minecraft SMP: Elon Musk Ketamine Zombie

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Elon Musk himself can’t resist the urge to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that he’s been mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, all while battling creepers and zombies with his trusty pickaxe.

    But beware, the ketamine-infused mobs are no joke on this server. They move faster, hit harder, and may even break out into dance parties when you least expect it. So grab your enchanted armor and get ready for a wild ride as you navigate through Elon’s twisted dreamscape.

    And who knows, you might even run into Elon himself, dressed up as the antichrist and spouting off wild conspiracy theories. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

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  • Teleportation with Elon Musk

    Teleportation with Elon Musk

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

    And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

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  • Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

    Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

    So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

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  • MuskCraft Server: $198B Elon Sale

    MuskCraft Server: $198B Elon Sale

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we have Elon Musk trapped in a virtual world worth $198 billion!

    That’s right, you heard correctly. Elon Musk is now a valuable asset in our Minecraft server and it’s up to you to figure out how to sell him. Will you trade him for diamonds? Will you ransom him off to the highest bidder? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious NPCs, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to sell Elon Musk for the big bucks. Just watch out for those llama overlords, they can be a little feisty.

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  • HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!

    HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

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  • RIP ChattingCraft SMP

    RIP ChattingCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

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  • CraftyCaffeineBoost

    CraftyCaffeineBoost

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

    UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HostageCraft: Hamas Edition

    HostageCraft: Hamas Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af! We got creepers blowin’ up left n right, zombies chasin’ ya everywhere, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics! But wait, there’s more – our admin team is like the Avengers, always savin’ the day and makin’ sure everyone has a blast!

    And get this, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – diamonds, emeralds, you name it! But be careful, there’s a rumor goin’ around that a creeper army is guardin’ it, so you better bring your A-game!

    Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server breathin’ fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? Yeah, we’re basically the badasses of Minecraft.

    So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turnin’ back. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BurpCraftFartLand

    BurpCraftFartLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

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