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9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Enchantments Applied:	83	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mines Excavated:	1185	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

CoronaCraft: Where creepers stay 6 feet apart and social distancing is mandatory! 18+

140 members, 4 years old, Advancements, Community, CoronaCraft, CREEPERS, DISTANCING, Donors, Events, Farms, feet, Giveaways, January, Mandatory, Roles, Season, shopping district, smp, Social, stay, Stream, Technical, Uptime, Videos, voice chat, Website, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchantments Applied:	284	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21

CoronaCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CoronaCraft
Current Members	140
Current Season Started	January
Update Version	1.21

Server Features

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay
Crafting Tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can check out our website here or join our discord here.
Is the server newbie-friendly?	Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community.
Are there any server events?	Yes, we have server events regularly for our members to participate in.
Do you have custom features?	Yes, we have custom advancements, roles, and various plugins to enhance gameplay.

ModelMania Minecraft Server

3D Models, animation, character design, computer graphics, digital art, Digital Media, Entertainment, Game, game development, gaming experience, gaming industry, graphics, Interactive, Minecraft, Model Viewer, ModelMania, Server, simulation, software, Technology, video game, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing new? Well, look no further because our server has a MODEL VIEWER! That’s right, you can now strut your stuff in the latest pixelated fashion trends and show off your blocky swag to all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers do the moonwalk, and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CommercialsAreLame Minecraft SMP

advertising, brainwashed, brand loyalty., commercials, CommercialsAreLame, consumer behavior, consumer psychology, consumerism, digital advertising, generation z, marketing tactics, Media influence, media saturation, Minecraft, persuasive messaging, Product Placement, Propaganda, smp, social conditioning, subconscious influence, targeted marketing, youth culture, zoomers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of being brainwashed by commercials like those silly zoomers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all commercials! That’s right, no more mind control through ads telling you what to buy or how to think.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you may just have the chance to challenge him to a chicken dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only thing brainwashing you will be the sheer fun and chaos that awaits!

CraftyCreeper69

annoying coworker, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, coworker insecurities, CraftyCreeper69, dealing with annoying coworkers, handling difficult coworkers, Inappropriate Behavior, low sex drive, office etiquette, office gossip, professional behavior, superiority complex, toxic coworkers, work relationships, work-life balance, workplace boundaries, workplace dynamics, workplace professionalism, workplace stress

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Emeralds Found:	1157	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying coworkers like M30 and their never-ending stories about their lackluster sex life! Join us for a world where eating pussy is not only encouraged, but celebrated with fireworks and parades.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures that even M30’s inflated ego couldn’t compete with. Plus, if you ever feel overwhelmed by his incessant chatter, just take a break and mine some diamonds to calm your nerves.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and a whole lot of blocky fun. Who needs annoying coworkers when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to?

CrimeCraft SMP: Wild Tales

BIZARRE, chilling, Crime Scene, CrimeCraft, criminal, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal mastermind, CRIMINAL MINDS, Heard, investigation, murder, Mystery, Shocking.., smp, Story, Tales, true crime, true crime documentary, true crime podcast, UNBELIEVABLE, unsolved, Wild, WILDEST

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Have you ever heard of the infamous Minecraft SMP where players are constantly getting into trouble with the law? It’s like a real-life true crime drama, but in blocky pixel form! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of evading the virtual cops while building your dream base. Who knows, you might even become the next notorious criminal mastermind of the server! So come on, join us and let’s make some wild true crime stories together in the world of Minecraft!

PhonePandemonium

digital boundaries, digital security, inappropriate content, personal boundaries, personal information, phone privacy, phone privacy breach, phone privacy invasion, phone privacy violation, phone security, phone snooping, phone snooping consequences, phone snooping ethics, PhonePandemonium, privacy invasion, privacy violation, relationship boundaries, smartphone secrets, trust issues

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Have you ever stumbled upon a folder filled with pictures of cats wearing tiny hats on someone else’s phone? Well, get ready for an even wilder experience on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Who knows what kind of bizarre things you’ll find hidden in the virtual world of our server – maybe a village of dancing chickens or a castle made entirely out of cheese! So if you’re ready for a wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) at every turn!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bundestag, chairman, chairman of Bundestag, Conflict, Defence Committee, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign affairs, good luck, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, Politics, russia, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, Wishes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own bundestag defence committee and protect ur land from russia’s kursk!!! u can be the chairman and wish ukraine good luck as u battle it out in epic pvp battles!!! build alliances, create secret bases, and conquer the world with ur epic minecraft skills!!! join now and show russia who’s boss!!! #minecraft #bundestagdefencecommittee #russiakursk #ukrainegoodluck

BlockBlasters: IsraelEdition

Attack, BlockBlasters, Conflict, escalation, Geopolitical, Houthi, international relations, iran, Israel, IsraelEdition, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, proxy war, response, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, Yemen

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have houthi leaders warning israel about attacks but don’t worry we got you covered with our diamond armor and enchanted swords! build your own bunker to protect yourself from the impending doom or team up with other players to take down the houthi threat! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political?! join now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns!

TapeCrafters United

ARTISTRY, Assessment, attention to detail, comparison, Craftsmanship, Evaluation, Expertise, judgment, Masking tape, Measurement, painter, Performance, Precision, PROFESSIONAL, Quality, skill, Standards, TapeCrafters, Technique, Tools, United, width

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

haha yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where da painters be judged by da width of their masking tape! like, who even knew dat was a thing, right?! but like, trust me, it’s da realest deal on dis server.

we got painters out here flexin’ their tape skills like it’s a dang olympic sport. dem tape lines be straighter than a ruler, i swear! and if you ain’t impressin’ with yo tape game, you ain’t makin’ it in dis server, fam.

but wait, there’s more! we got pigs flyin’, chickens dancin’, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. it’s a whole circus up in here, i tell ya! you ain’t never seen minecraft like dis before.

so come on down, join da fun, and show off yo tape skills. who knows, you might just become da picasso of minecraft masking tape. ain’t no server like dis one, i promise you dat!

MonolithicSelenSilTandemSolar

#sustainability, Breakthrough, clean energy, climate change, efficiency, electricity, Environment, green technology, innovation, Monolithic, MonolithicSelenSilTandemSolar, photovoltaics, published, renewable energy, research, scientists, selenium, silicon, Solar Cell, Tandem, Technology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

omg u guys u need to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who published the first Monolithic Selenium/Silicon Tandem Solar Cell like whaaaaaat?!?!?! u can harness the power of the sun while building ur epic minecraft creations like a boss. plus, rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and never run out of resources again. so come on, what r u waiting for?? join now and become the ultimate solar-powered minecraft master!!! #solarpowerminecraftftw #unlimiteddiamonds #scientistsarecool