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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4317 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?