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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8243 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8597 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have exploring the depths of the gut microbiomes, fighting off evil bacteria and teaming up with friendly probiotics. Plus, our server is the only place where you can ride on the back of a giant E. coli and battle it out with other players for control of the digestive system.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!