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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2502 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!