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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1586 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 66 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 5997 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).