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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 741 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 164 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.
if you join our server, you’ll get a magical diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles and turns all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, because who doesn’t love a little danger with their fun?
our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. we once had a staring contest with a group of Endermen and let’s just say, we won by a landslide.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. trust us, you won’t regret it.
