Eliot Coleman Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPolishDefence

Alliance, Armed Forces, CraftyPolishDefence, defence spending, defense expenditure, defense industry, defense investment, defense policy, defense procurement, eastern europe, Europe, gdp, Military, military alliance, military budget, military power, national security, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Warsaw Pact

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	91	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Votes:	1932	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

So, like, this server is like the Poland of Minecraft servers, ya know? We’re gonna be NATO’s biggest spender on defense this year, but in Minecraft terms, that means we’re gonna have the most epic fortresses and protection for our players. Join us if you wanna be part of a super secure community where creepers don’t stand a chance! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for all our members. Come join the fun and be part of the most fortified server around!

ClassroomCraze: GrandparentPics

cherished memories, classroom pictures, ClassroomCraze, Einstein, family history, family legacy, famous encounters, forgotten memories., generational stories, GrandparentPics, Grandparents, hidden treasures, Historical figures, historical photographs, influential people, lost artifacts, mysterious past, priceless moments, recognition, surprise discovery, unexpected connections, untold stories

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where einstein and your grandparent are besties and build a time machine together to create the most mind-blowing creations ever seen in the minecraft universe. our server is so lit that even herobrine is jealous of our epic builds. come join the fun and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! also, there are flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the chaos now!

LatinCraft: Gendered Adventures

acculturation, Adventures, Analysis, coping mechanisms, Cross-cultural, Cultural differences, gender, Gendered, immigrant adults, immigration, Latin America, LatinCraft, mental health, minority populations, place of occurrence, psychological impact, ptsd, recently arrived, resilience, sex differences, support systems, Trauma, traumatic experiences

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists! We got so many cool features that will blow your mind, like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats!

Join us on this epic journey and experience the most insane and hilarious moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Not-So-Complicated SMP server Vanilla with a hint of Semi but definitely no curly braces 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventure, armor, braces, Community, Curly, dedicated server, equal opportunity, Exploration, Grief Prevention, Hint, Land claiming, linux, Minecraft, NotSoComplicated, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, Semi, Server, smp, Survival, Unexplored, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2327	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Votes:	5694	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd
Description	Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: As long as you’re cool, we’re cool. There are no ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins on Simple SMP.

Q: How long has Simple SMP been running?

A: Over eight years, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: No, there is no world border on Simple SMP. Discover a vast and unexplored world.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

A: No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP. There are no pay-to-win features.

MilitiaCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, armory, constitutional rights, Defense, firearm training, Foolish, forming, gun control, gun laws, JOINING, militia training, MilitiaCraft, Minecraft, preparedness, Protection, rigged game, Safety, second amendment, SECURITY, self defense, Server, weapons, well regulated militia

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	1048
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays fair? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to use every weapon in their arsenal to dominate the game, even if it means bending the rules a little.

Join us for epic battles where anything goes – from TNT cannons to lava traps, there are no limits to the chaos you can unleash. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, why not try your hand at some good old-fashioned sabotage? Just remember, all is fair in love and war on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and show off your devious side in a game where the only rule is to have fun at all costs. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous player in Minecraft history!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

cosmic inquiry, deep thoughts, divine inquiry, DivineCraft, Existence, existentialism, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, metaphysics, Minecraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Reality, Server, simulation theory, source engine, spirituality, theology, ultimate truth, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

If you’ve ever pondered deep questions like “does reality run on the Source engine?” then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! Our server is so epic, even God himself would want to join just to find out the answer to that burning question.

Not only do we have the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, but we also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. Legend has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance, but if you’re brave enough to face him, the rewards are totally worth it.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if reality really does run on the Source engine!

Dad’s Marriage Minecraft Server

adult relationships, BETRAYAL, blended families, child custody, confronting lies, Dads, defending parents, divorce aftermath, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Values, financial deception, financial disputes, Marriage, Minecraft, parental conflict, Server, sibling relationships, standing up for mom, stepfamily issues, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3017
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchantments Applied:	147
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1735
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos that will make your family drama look like child’s play.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, we have epic battles between players that make your family arguments seem like a walk in the park. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even your dad and stepmom’s drama will pale in comparison. Join now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance and power in a world where anything can happen.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family situation, look no further. Join us now and experience a whole new level of craziness that will make you forget all about your real-life drama.

JacketOffInBedLOL

aita, Bed.., Coat, Duvet, Favorite, Girlfriend, impressed, Jacket, JacketOffInBedLOL, Legs, Moving in, opinion, reach out, reddit, relationship, REMOVE, second opinion, Shoes, stoked, Thoughts, work

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Towns Built:	4	Ores Mined:	5486
Astral Projections Made:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cozy vibes and fashionable choices! Join us and experience the thrill of removing coats in bed – it’s the ultimate challenge! Our community is full of supportive players who will help you navigate the delicate art of coat removal etiquette. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our coat-loving players! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together – coat-free, of course!

FearFactor Minecraft Server

anxiety, avoidance, Awareness, Caution, concern, consequences, danger, fear, FearFactor, ignorance, Insecurity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Phobia, preparedness, Protection, Risk, Safety, self-preservation, Server, threat, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	197	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Have you ever feared running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join us and never worry about being poor in Minecraft again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. So come on down and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

NoSexFor100Mil

$100million, Commitment, decision, desire, Financial Security, Happiness, Lifestyle, long-term consequences, MONEY, moral dilemma, NoSexFor100Mil, opportunity, personal choice, relationships, sacrifice, self worth, self-control, sex, temptation, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	5266
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of being distracted by your primal urges while trying to build the ultimate Minecraft empire? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about pesky distractions like sex ever again. And hey, who needs love when you’ve got $100 million in your pocket, am I right? Plus, think of all the diamonds you could buy with that kind of cash. So come on, join our server and say goodbye to sex forever!