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VomCraft LOLZ

accident, Apology, dry heaving, EMBARRASSMENT, endorphin rush, gagging, Girlfriend, grossed out, headache, Laughter, lolz, misunderstanding, neck popping, popping sounds, reaction, Tension, tension release, throwing up, Unintentional, VomCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

Breakfast, coffee, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure drink, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, morning comfort, morning cravings, morning delight, morning habits, morning indulgence, morning joy, morning luxury, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, MorningMineGuiltyPleasure, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, smp, treat yourself

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	966	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Votes:	5608
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	9156	Zombie Dances:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mines Excavated:	3067	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	179
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.