Eli Roth – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie
Ageism, blockbuster, Cinema, cleavage, controversial, Eli Roth, Entertainment, Exploitation, fetish, film industry, granny’s titties, Grannys, Hollywood, inappropriate, mature actresses, mature content, Minecraft, Movie, old actresses, Provocative, scandalous, Sexualization, smp, taboo, titties
Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.
Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

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The Atlas Project: Where even creepers have map direction issues [smp]

Atlas, Community Builds, Creative mode, CREEPERS, crossplay, Custom Mobs, Custom terrain, Direction, floor is lava, Issues, java players, Map, Mini Games, player decisions, player feedback, Player Shops, Project, PvP, roleplay events, server addons, Server Community, server economy, Server Events, smp, Survival, texture packs

Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server
We use Addons such as:
– Better on Bedrock
– Mini Blocks
– More Enchantments
– More Shields
– More Elytras
Decisions based on player feedback!
Join our Discord server to get started!
Discord Link

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, first join our Discord server using the link provided. From there, you will receive instructions on how to join the Minecraft Bedrock server.

2. Can Java players join the server?

Currently, the main server is for Bedrock players only, but we have opened a crossplay server for mini games where both Bedrock and Java players can play together.

3. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided to you upon joining the Discord server.

4. Can I suggest new mini games for the crossplay server?

Absolutely! We encourage players to submit their ideas for new mini games on the Discord server. Your feedback is valuable to us!

CityScape Minecraft Server
big city navigation, city districts, city exploration, city grid system, city landmarks, city maps, city orientation, city signage, city skyline, city streets, city transportation, cityscape, GPS technology, Minecraft, public transportation, Server, urban wayfinding
Are you tired of getting lost in big cities in Minecraft? Fear not, for our server has the most advanced GPS system in the game! We have flying pigs that will guide you to your destination with their oinking GPS signals. Trust us, you’ll never get lost again!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on rainbow-colored llamas while battling evil unicorns in epic PvP battles. Don’t worry, our llamas are trained in martial arts and will protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and witness the magic of these majestic creatures as they roam the land in search of shiny treasures.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old cities when you can have flying pigs, rainbow llamas, and diamond chickens?

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The TNT World Order – Minecraft SMP
acceptance, activism, advocacy, Community, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, global movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, new world order, Order, progress, revolution, smp, social justice, Tnt, TNWO, Trans, transformation, transgender rights, world
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is bringing a whole new world order to the game! Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploders”.
Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness, like the time a group of players rode into battle on giant squids armed with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather armor. And let’s not forget about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire world into a giant bowl of spaghetti – it was delicious chaos!
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then join us in our new world order! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of llamas at your command. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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PixelFamily Minecraft Server
autumn colors, bright pink, candid moments, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family photoshoot, glam makeup, guest attire, hair, Main-Character Syndrome, Minecraft, norm, pastel colors, photographer, PixelFamily, Pregnant, Server, special day, Trouble, Wedding, wedding decorations, wedding etiquette
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Our main character, Sil, has a serious case of main character syndrome and you won’t believe the antics she gets up to.
But the real excitement comes with our in-game weddings. Get ready to witness a September wedding like no other, where the guests are required to wear autumn colors. Except for one guest who decides to show up in highlighter pink prom dress, causing chaos and confusion. Will the wedding be ruined by this fashion faux pas? Only time will tell!
And don’t even get us started on the post-ceremony family photoshoot drama. One player is determined to have a full family photoshoot with her children and husband, stealing the spotlight from the newlyweds. Will the bride put her foot down and say no to this outrageous request? Find out on our server!
Join now for a wedding experience you won’t forget, filled with pastel colors, glam makeup, and family photo shoot showdowns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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Mom’s Secret Love Child Server
affair baby, child, Communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, forgiveness, Infidelity, love, moms, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, secret, Server, sibling loyalty., sibling relationships, toxic relationships
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and surviving in the wild!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape from real-life chaos and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and fun. Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your imagination and create anything your heart desires.
Forget about toxic relationships and drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. Leave the family therapy to the professionals and come hang out with us for a good time.
So, come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is having a blast in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise there won’t be any surprise half-siblings showing up to ruin your day.

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PandemicPicklez Minecraft SMP
changes, community resilience, Covid-19, digital transformation, economic repercussions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, healthcare system, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new norms, ongoing impact, pandemic, PandemicPicklez, remote work, smp, social distancing, societal shifts., supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, vaccination efforts, virtual learning
Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do except binge-watch Netflix and argue with your cat over who gets the last slice of pizza? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more drama than a soap opera starring llamas.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature rumored to lay blocks of pure diamond instead of eggs. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly (Disclaimer: flying abilities may result in accidental faceplants into walls).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Enderman Mafia, a group of shady characters who control the black market for rare items like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to rub elbows with these mysterious figures and maybe even strike up a deal or two (just be sure to watch your back).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the Diamond Chicken, in which case, good luck).

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CraftyMine Holiday: Mine, Build, Party!
BUILD, celebration, Community, CraftyMine, creativity, Cultural, Festivities, Happiness, holiday, holiday activities, holiday celebration, holiday festivities, holiday ideas, holiday planning, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, holiday traditions and customs, imagination, innovation, joy, new holiday, Party, tradition, Unity
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. This land was ruled by a mighty unicorn named Sparklebutt, who declared a new holiday called “Taco Tuesday Every Day”. On this holiday, players must wear sombreros and eat tacos while riding llamas through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks. The winner of the maze gets a golden taco filled with diamonds and emeralds! So come join us on this wacky server and celebrate Taco Tuesday Every Day like never before!

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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server
Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Eyebrow-Raising Claim, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Minister, negotiations, Peace, Politics, putin, readiness, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, war prevention
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE PUTIN AS OUR MINISTER AND HE CLAIMS WE ARE READY FOR PEACE WITH UKRAINE! BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S JUST BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH HIS BARE HANDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH DRAMA, INTRIGUE, AND BLOCKY ADVENTURES. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE PUTIN WILL EVEN TEACH YOU HOW TO DO HIS INFAMOUS EYEBROW RAISE! JOIN NOW BEFORE HE DECIDES TO DECLARE WAR ON THE ENDER DRAGON INSTEAD!

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BlockyBoysUnite
adolescent health, birth control, BlockyBoysUnite, condom use, condoms, Contraception, Europe, health education, Prevention, public health, reproductive health, risky behavior, safe sex practices, sexual health, sexually transmitted infections, STIs, teen boys, teenage pregnancy, unprotected sex, Who, youth health
lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the players were teen boys from europe who dont use condoms 😂😂😂 like who needs protection when you have diamond armor, amirite?? join our server for some worryingly high rates of unprotected building and mining, WHO needs safety when you can just respawn?? plus, we have a special event where if you dont use a condom in the game, you get a special prize like a pet creeper or something 😂😂 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the wild world of our server, where protection is optional and fun is mandatory!

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SunCraft: Hotter & Faster
Astronomy, Faster, heliosphere, HOTTER, research, scientific discovery, solar activity, solar data analysis, solar flares, solar particles, solar phenomena, solar system, solar wind acceleration, solar winds, space exploration, Space missions, spacecraft, studying, Sun, Suncraft, unexpected
yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sun is like, the main attraction? well, this server is like, outta this world, literally! our spacecraft studying the sun found out some crazy stuff, like how solar winds are hotter than ur mom’s cooking and faster than a cheetah on speed!
join us on this epic adventure as we explore the mysteries of the sun and maybe even uncover some alien secrets along the way. plus, we have like, the best pixelated sunsets you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make ur eyes pop out of ur head like a cartoon character.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and let’s make the sun our bff forever! oh, and did we mention we have space llamas? yeah, u heard that right. SPACE LLAMAS. they’re like, the coolest thing since sliced bread, trust us.
so come on over and let’s have a blast on this solar-powered minecraft server like no other! see u there, sun worshippers! 🌞🚀🦙

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