Eli Kids – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyConvictsMC

Conscientious objectors, consequences, Consequences of refusal, CraftyConvictsMC, criminal cases, draft dodging, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal, legal actions, legal consequences, Military, military duty, military service, national service, prosecution, Refusal to serve, russia, Russian law, Russian media

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Russian military can’t handle it? Well, look no further, cuz we got more than 10,000 criminal cases opened in Russia for refusal to serve in military – Russian media!

Join our server and dodge the draft like a pro while building epic castles and battling mobs with your squad. Who needs the military when you can be a Minecraft warrior, am I right?

So come on down and join the chaos! Just make sure to watch your back for any Russian military officials trying to drag you away from your epic gaming adventures. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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$1 Store? More like $10 Store!

affordable finds, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly products, cheap shopping, cost-effective shopping, deals and steals, discount shopping, discount stores, dollar store finds, dollar stores, economical purchases, frugal living, inexpensive goods, low cost items, low price items, money saving tips, savvy shopping, Store, thrifty shopping, wallet-friendly purchases

yo, dis server be like a dollar store on crack, cuz we got all da goodies for just $1! imagine gettin’ a diamond sword for a freakin’ dollar, dat’s unheard of in da Minecraft world.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually really good at beatboxing. join our server and witness the sickest zombie beatboxing concert of your life, all for just $1 entry fee.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, Larry is a straight-up legend in our server. join us and witness the majestic llama in action, all for just $1.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, all for just $1. trust me, it’s worth every penny.

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SkiNoob Minecraft Server

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, Beginner, bucket list, cold weather, first time, Minecraft, Mountain, mountain peak, new experience, outdoor activity, Server, Ski Resort, ski trip, skiing, SkiNoob, Snow, snowy adventure, snowy slopes, Thrill, untouched snow, Winter, winter wonderland

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like skiing on top of a mountain for the first time – exhilarating and full of surprises!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through treacherous terrain, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like riding a pig into battle or building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

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Sylux Slaying Minecraft Server

action, Alien, battle, bounty hunter, Combat, First Person Shooter, galactic federation, hunt, I’M GONNA KILL SYLUX, kill, metroid, Minecraft, Mission, Nintendo, Revenge, Server, Shooter, slaying, Space, Sylux, Vendetta, video game, War

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join in on the epic quest to take down the notorious player, Sylux! Legend has it that Sylux has been griefing villages and stealing all the cake in sight. But fear not, brave warriors, for together we shall vanquish this villain and restore peace to the land!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots hidden somewhere in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show Sylux who’s boss!

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Pants2TightCraft

Black community, changing clothes, child’s discomfort, child’s well-being, clothing fit, clothing size, clothing size up, CUBBY, Cultural differences, inappropriate clothing, infant-pre-k teacher, pants too tight, Pants2TightCraft, parent communication, parent response, Potty training, schoolbag, student comfort, teacher concern, uncomfortable clothes, underwear too tight

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a thriving community of players who know the importance of wearing the right size pants and underwear! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through the world of blocky wonders.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you must find the legendary pants and underwear that fit juuuust right. Rumor has it, they grant you the power of infinite comfort and style!

But beware, there are some players who believe in the ancient tradition of wearing clothes that are too small. They roam the server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. Will you stand up for proper sizing and join the fight for fashion justice?

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most pants-tastic adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knew that the world of Minecraft could be so stylish and snug?

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RainbowCraft: LGBTQ Warriors

legal rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ legal rights, LGBTQ legal rights Ukraine, LGBTQ rally, LGBTQ rally Ukraine, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights Ukraine, LGBTQ soldiers, LGBTQ soldiers rally, LGBTQ soldiers Ukraine, LGBTQ Ukraine, RainbowCraft, Rally, soldiers, Ukraine, Ukraine legal rights, Ukraine LGBTQ, Ukraine rally, Ukraine soldiers, Warriors

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got several hundred LGBTQ soldiers in Ukraine rallying for legal rights! I know, right? Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit? These soldiers are building rainbow bridges and fighting for equality while slaying creepers and zombies. It’s like a Pride parade meets a battle royale, but with blocks and pickaxes. Join us and be part of this epic revolution for LGBTQ rights in the virtual world. Let’s show those skeletons and spiders who’s boss!

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SufferCraft2021

Adversity, anger, attitude, comparison, criticism, emotions, envy, Expectations, Jealousy, judgment, mad, mental health, misunderstanding, Perception, relationships, Resentment, resilience, self compassion, self-care, SufferCraft2021, Suffering

so, like, you know how some peeps are all like, “why ain’t you sufferin’ like we thought you would?” well, forget about them losers and come join our epic minecraft server! we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out sick dance moves.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang in town. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon or a magical wand that turns your enemies into chickens.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your stuff. and don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like parkour racing on flying carpets or spleef battles on a giant ice cream sundae.

so, forget about those haters and come join our minecraft server where the only suffering you’ll be doing is from laughing too hard at all the crazy fun we have. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Citadel SMP

Anarchy, Announcements, Citadel SMP, Community, Discord, Environment, Griefing, killing, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

Welcome to Citadel SMP. We are a small, completely vanilla server. This isn’t anarchy, but you are allowed to grief, kill and destroy the environment as long as you don’t hack. Join our Discord to see updates, announcements, and stay connected with the community!

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TweetCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Communication, Cultural differences, digital age, Etiquette, friendship, German, Interaction, Japanese culture, kouhai, KWABOTY, Manners, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, online behavior, relationships, Server, social etiquette, social media, social norms, TweetCraft, twitter

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the wackiest online community ever! Our players are so dedicated, they’ll even create Twitter drama for you to enjoy. Who needs real life when you can have virtual drama with a side of German flair? Don’t be a kwaboty, join us now for endless laughs and shenanigans!

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Crafty Caucasian Catastrophe – Minecraft Server

accuracy check, catastrophe, Caucasian, counting error, Crafty, data analysis, demographic crisis, demographics, dwindling numbers, global numbers, help needed, Major Emergency, math error, Minecraft, minority group, POL, Population, population estimation, racial demographics, Server, statistical discrepancy, white male population, white men, world population, world statistics

Are you tired of boring old math problems and boring old servers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have a special /Pol/ section dedicated to solving all your math problems. Need help figuring out how many white men are left in the world? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, we have plenty of white men on our server to help you out. Join now for a wild and wacky time filled with crazy calculations and outrageous theories. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about the elusive 500 million white men!

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