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WeddingCraft Woes

bitterness, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, Family Support, funeral attendance, parental obligations, Resentment, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter’s wedding, stepfamily, Stepfather, wedding attendance, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, WeddingCraft, Widow, woes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings and family drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the wedding drama and build your own virtual world! No stepdaughters or bitter exes allowed, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place for widowed dads looking for a break from family obligations. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any wedding invitations to worry about!

Don’t feel guilty for skipping out on family events, join our server and let your kids enjoy the wedding while you conquer the virtual world. Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stepdaughters and ex-husbands when you can have unlimited virtual adventures? Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

SaddestCraft Minecraft Server

amusement parks, ATTRACTIONS, Contrast, Despair, destinations, Disneyland, emotions, Entertainment, experiences, family, feelings, happiest place on Earth, Happiness, joy, Minecraft, roller coasters, saddest place on Earth, SaddestCraft, Sadness, Server, theme parks, travel, vacation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

If Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?

CraftyCash1000

budgeting, CraftyCash1000, economic impact, emergency fund, financial assistance, financial assistance program, financial hardship, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial relief, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial support, financial wellness, long term financial goals, MONEY, personal finance, savings, stimulus check, unexpected expenses

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Imagine if you could trade that $1000 check for a lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about real-world money, on our server, diamonds are the currency of choice. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and even build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!

So why waste your time with boring old real life when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyOlympicMC Server

alcohol, Beverages, branding, Company, Competition, court case, CraftyOlympicMC, Infringement, intellectual property, lawsuit, lawsuit news, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, olympics, prime drinks, Server, sports, sued, trademark case, trademark infringement, US Olympic committee

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mines Excavated:	4260	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best parties ever. we even got sued by the US Olympic committee cuz our parties were too epic. they were like, “yo, you can’t be using our name for your sick parties, bro.” but we were like, “whatever, we’re too cool for you anyway.” so yeah, join our server and get ready to party like a champion.

ElectricCraftFun

accident, Brazil, Caution, Concert, dies, electrical hazard, ElectricCraftFun, Electrocuted, Entertainment, Fatal, Incident, live performance, Music, musician, News, Performance, Safety, Singer, Stage, Tragedy, Warning

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

lmao dis server is so lit dat u might get electrified like dat singer in Brazil 😂 join us for sum electrifying fun and crazy adventures! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide 💃🕺 u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world of blocky madness! come join da party and see if u can survive da ultimate electrifying experience! 🔥⚡️💥 #ripSinger #MinecraftMadness #ElectrifyingFun

Head Wrap Craft

cognitive dissonance, cognitive processes, conceptualization, Craft, figurative language, idiomatic expressions, interpreting phrases, language comprehension, language interpretation, language semantics, linguistic analysis, linguistic nuances, literal meaning, mental imagery, metaphorical expressions, opposite meanings, understanding concepts, wordplay, wrap, wrapping an idea, wrapping my head around

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where you can wrap your head around ideas while ideas wrap around your head! it’s like a brain explosion of creativity and confusion all at once!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking trees that give out free hugs, and a secret underground lair where the llamas plot to take over the world.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-boggling minecraft server you’ve ever seen! who needs normal when you can have crazy?! come wrap your head around this idea, or is it the other way around? who knows, just come play!

Boofa SMP: Where even the creepers say ‘Boofa’ instead of exploding! Apply now to join our chaotic world!

application, apply, Bluemaps, Boofa, chaotic, chunky, Clumps, Community Projects, CREEPERS, Datapacks, death counter, discord server, equality, Events, Exploding, germany, Join, Ledger, Link, Mature Players, Mods, Projects, PvP, Silly players, smp, Vanilla, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	Fabric 1.21
RAM	8GB
Server Location	Germany
World Border	5k by 5k

Mods

BlueMaps
Chunky
Clumps
Death Counter
Ledger
Lithium
ModernFix

Datapacks

Back to Blocks
Double Slabs
Dropper to Dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Straight to Shapeless
Universal Dying
AFK Display
Armor Statues
Double Shulker Shells
Fast Leaf Decay
Mini Blocks
More Mob Heads
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Track Raw Statistics
Wandering Trades

Community Details

We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…

We have a Discord server with a fairly simple application, and if this all sounds enticing to you, don’t hesitate to join with the link below:

https://discord.gg/j8v3FsNt8e

FAQ

Q: What kind of server rules do you have?

A: We have a structure of equality with decisions made by the community. We encourage free speech but do not allow unorganized PvP.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we have frequent events for our community to participate in.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server through the provided link and follow the application process.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Anonymity, controversial topics, CraftyCraze, cultural exchange, derogatory terms, discussion board, Diversity, Global community, Int, internet culture, long tail, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, niggers, offensive language, Online Community, online forums, Political Correctness, race relations, Server, social media, tags, trolling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	7416
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server on the internet! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of niggers from the /int/ board decided to create their own Minecraft server. But this wasn’t just any ordinary server, oh no. This server was filled with wild adventures, hilarious memes, and a whole lot of chaos.

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a flying spaghetti monster, participate in epic PvP battles with players dressed as Teletubbies, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted banana. And did we mention that our server has its own secret underground society of llama warriors? Yeah, things get pretty weird around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join the niggers of /int/ server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

8HourWorkMinecraftServer

8HourWorkMinecraftServer, alarm clock, Burnout, career, early morning, exhaustion, grind, hustle, Job, long hours, responsibilities, Routine, Sleep, stress, tired, wage slave, work, work ethic, work week, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	New Chunks Explored:	713053
Mines Excavated:	1440	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being a boring old wage slave in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual warrior, building epic structures and battling dragons instead of battling spreadsheets. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and slaying creepers all night long? Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Join now and live your best virtual life!

CraftyMomDisinvite

Apology, autistic spectrum, BETRAYAL, comfort, comforted, CraftyMomDisinvite, decision, Disgusting, family, fiancée, hobby, insects, mum, overreacting, relationship, Special Interest, Spiders, Support, uninviting, Wedding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where we embrace all hobbies, even the ones that involve collecting spiders!

Imagine a world where your special interest in insects is not only accepted but celebrated. Our server is a safe space for all bug enthusiasts, whether you like to study them, draw them, or even embroider them (yes, that’s a thing).

But beware, if you dare to squish a spider on our server, you might just find yourself banned faster than you can say “arachnophobia”. We take insect rights very seriously here.

Join us on this wild adventure where family drama meets bug collections, and where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of bugs crawling around. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!