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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3447 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited mining abilities and the power to turn creepers into friendly pet cats. But be warned, the Golden Potato is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond armor.
If questing isn’t your thing, you can always participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical rainbow saddle that turns any mount into a flying unicorn. And don’t worry about falling off, because all llamas come equipped with jetpacks and parachutes.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with villagers and zombie pigmen. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves, because the DJ is a skeleton who only plays dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies.
So what are you waiting for? Join Onirism today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, in Onirism, anything is possible…even riding a zombie pigman into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of enchanted bacon.
