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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7645 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 69 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
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