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Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, blockchain development, blockchain technology, Chainlink Labs, Complaints, cryptocurrency, data manipulation, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, financial ecosystem, implementation detail, innovation, Minecraft, oracle network, Secure, smart contracts, smp, stealing fees, stop complaining, StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe, transparency, trustless

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood fantasies come true, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP, funny childhood memories, funny stories, imaginative thinking, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly childhood beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magic Items Found:	6371	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

Adventures, Blockbucks, career fulfillment, doing what I love, dream job, financial freedom, following my dreams, living my best life, living my ideal life, living without worry, no boundaries, no financial constraints, no limitations, passion project, pursuing my dreams, pursuing my goals, pursuing my passions, ultimate happiness, unlimited possibilities, unlimited resources, without financial worries

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9107	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	271	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

Astronomy, Burned, burned out, Cosmic, Dark, Dead, Distance, Existential, Light, Mystery, night sky, past, Perception, Reality, SKY, speculation, Stars, theory, Time, Universe, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

American politics, campaign trail, Campaigning, Democratic candidate, election 2020, Election boost, Election Coverage, election strategy, election tactics, Independent news, Joe Rogan Podcast, kamala harris, Kamalas, Media appearance, Minecraft, Political interview, political podcast, Presidential election, rogans, Server, Surprise, surprise appearance, trump, us politics, vice president

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

African American, Animals, care, Cinema, civil rights, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hollywood, injustice, Minecraft, Minority, Movie, negros, prejudice, racism, representation, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, thing.., unrealistic

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Astral Projections Made:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

Allowed, BlockyHub, career, career advancement, Communication, conflict of interest, Decision making, employee handbook, family, Financial Security, job promotion, job satisfaction, job security, loyalty, Marriage, personal values, professional relationships, Quitting, resignation, University, university policy, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

chilling history, Dark History, disgusting events, disturbing facts, disturbing history, grim history, GrizzlyGrossHistory, grotesque events, gruesome atrocities, gruesome details, gruesome history, horrifying past, horrifying truths, macabre events, macabre tales, Minecraft, morbid history, nauseating events, repulsive facts, revolting events, shocking events, smp, unsettling stories

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crops Grown:	3826	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	676
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!