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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5665 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7758 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the power of gas-powered washing machines! Why settle for boring old electric ones when you can have a washing machine that revs like a race car? Plus, we have a strict ban on electric washing machines because, let’s be real, they’re just not as fun.
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!
