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FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7616
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7579
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3551	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Emeralds Found:	7360	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4026	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	3637	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Potions Brewed:	187
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gods Slained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	266214	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	New Chunks Explored:	143103
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!