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BlockBusters: No Time for Sex

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1552	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of spending all your time alone in your Minecraft world, with no one to keep you company? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We guarantee that you’ll never have to go without sex or masturbation again, thanks to our virtual companions who are always ready to lend a hand…or a block. Join us now and say goodbye to those lonely nights spent mining and crafting by yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YemenCraft Server: 3 Killed, 87 Injured

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	2125	Magic Items Found:	5785
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

u know what’s more lit than a drone attack in Tel Aviv? joining our minecraft server, where the only explosions u’ll see are from creeper blasts! we’ve got more action than a war zone, with at least 3 players killed and 87 injured every day! join now for the thrill of dodging airstrikes and building your dream base in the midst of chaos. who needs real life drama when u can have all the excitement in minecraft? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyKremlinDefense

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ores Mined:	8976
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia’s defence ministry is like “woops, we lost a bunch of planes cuz our spare parts sucked”? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. literally, we blow stuff up all the time. come join us and be part of the chaos. who needs planes when u can have diamond armor and a creeper army, amirite? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!

Universe Speck Minecraft Server

Creative, Development, Discord, imagination, Lore, minecraft server, Mods, Plugins, Skills, Universe Speck

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Universe Speck is a fascinating universe for your imagination, skills and creativity! Here plugins and mods are harmoniously combined. There is its own initial lore, which in the future will only improve and develop! We will develop in the same way with you!

To get to the server, join our Discord channel: https://discord.gg/5kJn7evC6e

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ARCANUS Mc: Where the vanilla is semi and the economy’s in shambles! 😂

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	192	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10

ArcanusMC Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to ArcanusMC! Join us and carve your own path to greatness in the world of Minecraft.

Why Join Us?

Server Address: 135.148.70.121:25577

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 135.148.70.121:25577
What type of gameplay does ArcanusMC offer?	ArcanusMC offers semi-vanilla gameplay with minor enhancements, PvP battles, and an economy system.
Can I build my own empire on the server?	Yes, you can build an empire, engage in epic battles, or simply enjoy the community on ArcanusMC.

KoboCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
New Chunks Explored:	37936	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your day shine brighter than a diamond block? Look no further than Bokobokobo- Kobo Kanaeru! Our server is run by the local slutty bratty Rain Shaman Kobo Kanaeru, who will shower you with blessings and rainbows as you play.

Join us for outrageous karaoke nights where Kobo Kanaeru serenades you with her angelic voice. Witness her debut stream where she tames creepers with her charm and karate skills. And don’t miss out on the original songs she performs, guaranteed to make your heart melt like nether quartz in a furnace.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with fan art, memes, and fan-made content dedicated to Kobo Kanaeru. Join the Kobokerz fan club and become part of the craziest community in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let Kobo Kanaeru be the sunshine in your blocky world! #Kobocast #AeruSeni #Kobokerz #Kobobrok #RainbowBlessings

HairCraft Server: Atomic Swap Marketplace Launch!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the haircomb atomic swap marketplace launch thread server – where you can trade your hair combs for rare items and even swap faces with other players!

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of hair combs! And don’t forget about our weekly fashion shows where the best hair comb outfit wins a lifetime supply of virtual hair gel.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground marketplace where you can buy and sell enchanted hair combs that give you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs out of your ears. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair comb madness begin!

ShowerCraft2021

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

RostovRumbleCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up russian airfields with drones for fun! we got satellite images to prove it, bro! watch as we wreak havoc in Rostov Oblast and cause chaos like never before. join us for the ultimate thrill ride and be part of the most insane minecraft community out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and destruction all day, every day? join now and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Quicksand Hyena Trap – SE Spain

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WACKY THAN A HYENA LATRINE ON A QUICKSAND TRAP? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE LATE EARLY PLEISTOCENE!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR HOUSE AMONGST MEGAHERBIVORES AND HYENAS DOING THEIR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE. IT’S A REAL PARTY, I TELL YA.

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A TIME-TRAVELING MEGALODON WHO’S JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HYENAS AND QUICKSAND, RIGHT?