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Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crops Grown:	1611
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7543	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Emeralds Found:	6863

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, 19132, Active players, Community, CraftedSurvival, crossplay, friendly environment, Fun, griefer, INCLUSIVE, Join, madness, Minecraft, mojang, play.craftedsurvival.net, Playtime, Ranks, Semivanilla, Server, shopping, skill, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Ultimate, Vanilla, Version, Voting, Welcoming

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Farms Harvested:	791
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	632992	Dragon Eggs Found:	7461
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, NewsVersion 1.2, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Potions Brewed:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!