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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 957 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 876113 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!
Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.
For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.
Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!