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Royal Prince Minecraft Server

Allure, charismatic, charming, Confidence, courtship, Deception, fairy tale, FANTASY, flirtation, imagination, KISSES, Lies, Minecraft, Prince, role-play, romance, royal, Royalty, seduction, self-assured, Server, storytelling, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3713
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, for in our server, you can be a prince! That’s right, you can tell everyone you’re a prince and watch as players flock to you, showering you with kisses and gifts. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of your subjects, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kissy Castle, where players can compete in kissing contests to win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it, the winner of the annual Kissy Castle tournament gets to marry the elusive Kissy Queen and rule over the server as their royal consort.

So come join us on our server and experience the royal treatment you deserve. Who knows, you might just find your true love in the form of a pixelated princess or prince. Kisses await you, my noble gamers!

Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP

#venting, anger, anger management, animosity, annoyance, CURSE, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, drone, E-Drone, expletive, Frustration, fuck you, hatred, hostility, insult, Minecraft, negative emotions, offensive, online harassment, Rude, Sassy, smp, toxic behavior

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302

Are you tired of being a boring old drone in /e/? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos! We have a thriving community of players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!

NoPadInBedCraft

bedroom etiquette, bedtime, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, light sleeper, NoPadInBedCraft, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, Schedule, self-care, Sleep, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Crops Grown:	1232	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of your partner keeping you up all night with their iPad addiction? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bright light keeping you up is the glowstone in your virtual castle!

On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky partners keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. No more arguments about bedtime or controlling behavior – just pure, uninterrupted building bliss.

Join us now and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by iPad-addicted partners. Build, mine, and craft your way to a better night’s sleep on our server – where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of exploring new virtual worlds!

Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP

brief moment of fame, Fame2Blame, flash in the pan, fleeting fame, here today gone tomorrow, internet craze, internet phenomenon, Internet Sensation, Meme culture, Minecraft, one hit wonder, overnight success, pop culture, short-lived fame, smp, social media fame, sudden fame, temporary fame, viral sensation, viral trend, viral video

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ores Mined:	9806
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Remember that time when a mysterious floating island appeared out of nowhere in the Minecraft world, filled with rare loot and hidden secrets? Yeah, that was us. People from all over the blocky universe flocked to join our SMP, hoping to uncover the mysteries of the island and become legends in their own right.

But here’s the kicker – just as quickly as it appeared, the island vanished into thin air, leaving everyone scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. Some say it was a glitch in the matrix, others believe it was a prank pulled by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

So why should you join our SMP? Well, who knows what other crazy adventures and bizarre phenomena await you in our world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of talking pigs, or discover a portal to a dimension filled with nothing but llamas wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the only way to find out is to jump in and start crafting your own wacky tales. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of a lifetime – just don’t be surprised if things get a little…blocky.

BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, building resilience, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, finding purpose, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, Mental Wellness, Overcoming despair, positive mindset, resilience, seeking help, seeking therapy, self compassion, self help, self-care, Suicide prevention, support systems

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3055	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape reality with our insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds or fight off an army of zombie chickens, the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you just can’t go on, don’t worry! Our server has a secret potion that will give you unlimited lives so you can keep on playing forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to boredom and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

RubbleRaiders

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Farms Harvested:	439
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Magic Items Found:	6040
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

lol this server is so lit, even the Russians wanna join in on the fun! we had to retrieve someone’s body from under rubble after they got too excited about our epic builds and set the place on fire. but don’t worry, we put out the flames and now it’s all good. come join us for some explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans, just watch out for those pesky Russians!

Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

1.20.4, Address, admins, Cheating, coffee, commands, Community, cup, Custom, Discord, Fun, HACKING, java, Join, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, smp, Surviving, Unique

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Animals Bred:	117	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6031	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. No excessively offensive language	Respectful communication is important in our community.
2. No politics or other controversial topics	We want to keep the environment friendly and enjoyable for everyone.
3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Fair play is essential to maintain the integrity of the server.
4. Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect other players’ creations and space.
5. Do not build too close to other players	Give each player enough room to enjoy their gameplay.
6. Be respectful to others and be kind!	Building a positive and friendly community is our goal.
7. No advertising	We want to keep the server focused on the gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Java Survival SMP Server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server address mc.javasurvival.com in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific gameplay rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have outlined the server rules above to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Java Survival?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Brazilian society, Brazilians, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, discrimination, hate crimes, identity politics, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, nordestinos, northeasterners, prejudice, racism, regional conflicts, regionalism, Server, social inequality, Social Issues, social tensions, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4988
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1907	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where the age-old feud between Brazilians and Nordestinos is alive and well! Join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and outrageous accusations as we delve into this wacky rivalry. Who will come out on top? Will peace ever be restored? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops and the laughs never end! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other.

The Baller Minecraft SMP

Baller, controversial calls, controversial sports moments, game-altering decisions, game-changing moments, Minecraft, questionable calls, refball, referee blunders, referee blunders in sports, referee controversies, referee decisions, referee errors, referee mishaps, referee mistakes, smp, sports controversies, sports history, sports history events, sports history moments, sports officiating, sports officiating scandals, sports scandals

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	895
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	5447
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of the reballiest moments in the history of this sport.

Picture this: a group of players decided to build a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even underwater. But here’s the twist – they built it all while riding pigs! Yes, you heard that right, pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to commands in Pig Latin. And every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the center of the map, dropping rare loot for those brave enough to defeat it.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentingCraft: AITA Edition

aita, asthma attacks, bedtime routine, Breakup, breathing issues, diarrhea, Drill Music, Edition, fast food, fits of rage, gifted child, hitting behavior, instrumental music, iPad use, kids songs, late nights, opera music, organic diet, overweight child, parenting differences, Parenting styles, ParentingCraft, screen time limits, Strict Parenting

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that matches your parenting style? Look no further! Join our server where we only allow 1.5 hours of screen time a day, feed our players only organic food, and play instrumental music in the background.

Unlike other servers, we don’t tolerate players who have fits of rage and need an iPad to calm down. We promote good behavior and healthy habits for all our players. And if your child hits other players, we have a strict no-hitting policy in place!

So if you’re tired of servers that promote unhealthy habits and bad behavior, come join us! Your child will thank you for it in the long run. Plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even start talking in complete sentences sooner than you think!