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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4271 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 268 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3243 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Mines Excavated: | 1850 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
so, like, imagine if you were on this server, right? and you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, and then all of a sudden you get attacked by a gang of evil chickens with swords! like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant flying pig to escape those pesky poultry.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s lit, fam.
and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the nether and challenge the devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors. spoiler alert: he always picks rock.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience all the craziness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
