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Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Animals Bred:	102	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	44	Votes:	739
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	2110
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2530	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4700
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1697	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

Cheating, communication problems, Confrontation, confronted, confronting a cheating partner, confronting a girlfriend, confronting a partner, confronting a partner’s infidelity, confronting betrayal, confronting infidelity, confronting trust issues, emotional reactions, emotional response, Girlfriends, Infidelity, intimate betrayal, Jealousy, male arousal, Minecraft, relationship challenges, relationship issues, Server, sexual arousal, trust issues

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4280	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funky Families Minecraft Server

broken families, dysfunctional families, dysfunctional family dynamics, dysfunctional family relationships, families, family conflicts, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family dysfunction causes, family dysfunction effects, family dysfunction help, family dysfunction patterns, family dysfunction signs, family dysfunction solutions, family dysfunction support, family dysfunction therapy, Family issues, family problems, family trauma, Funky, Minecraft, Server, toxic family relationships, unhealthy family dynamics

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!

Phase Connect General – Minecraft SMP – Pipi Pippa

Connect, cute genmates, general, kouhais, mentally ill, Minecraft, perfectly pink, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect community, Phase Connect genmates, Phase Connect rotten womb, Phase Connects, Pipi, Pipkin experience, Pipkin Pippa, pippa, Previous Stream, Reaction Content, Reddit Rabbit, smp, Talents, terrible takes, twitch, twitter, Upcoming Stream, vtubing, zatsu

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	98
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Secret Passages Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the one and only Pipkin Pippa reigns supreme! She’s the bane of vtubing, mentally ill, and perfectly pink – what more could you ask for in a server admin?

Join us for reaction content, unhinged zatsu, and terrible takes that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, we’ve got some cute genmates and kouhais from Phase Connect, so you know things are always wild and wacky around here.

Forget the rest, join the best – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game, fellow gamers! #PipkinExperience #MinecraftMadness

VOTE FUWAMOCO Minecraft Server

Anime, Community Choice, fuwamoco, Gaming, internet culture, Japanese culture, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Online Awards, online competition, online entertainment, online event, online personality, Online Vote, Server, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vote, Vtuber, Vtuber of the Year, year

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to vote for FUWAMOCO as Vtuber of the Year! Who is FUWAMOCO, you ask? Well, let’s just say she’s a virtual YouTuber who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!