Elden Ring – First Reviews w/ Metacritic Scores REACTION (HOLY CRAP!!!) Minecraft Servers

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

10 seconds, absurd humor, Absurdity, BROKE, chuckles, chuuba, clipniggers, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, meme, Minecraft, OMG, reaction, Server, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	2758	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

Job Interview Minecraft SMP

career opportunity, hiring process, interview, interview attire, interview etiquette, interview experience, interview feedback, interview follow-up, interview nerves, Interview preparation, interview questions, interview skills, interview success, Interview Tips, Job, job application, job candidate, Job Interview, job offer, Job Search, Minecraft, professional attire, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1651	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dragons Tamed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Steamhaven

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	6334	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

88.211.238.88

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifus

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9161
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	578813
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Emeralds Found:	3087
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

cancel culture, controversy, debate, debate culture, destiny, Destinys, disappearing act, DMs, funny, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online drama, online harassment, Server, shills, social media, Spam, Streamer, twitch

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	New Chunks Explored:	125944
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

8 months, banner, drinks, emotions, Lag-free, Minecart, minecraft server, Moscow, Moscow proxy, Plugin, processor, rules, Ryzen 9 7950x, stable ping, vanilla server, voice chat, Website

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Zombie Dances:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

mc.minecart.space:8787

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, hoyolab, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Upcoming Events, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!