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InsaneCraft: Where Creepers Date and Villagers Go Crazy! LOL

crazy, CREEPERS, dark humor, date, dating sim, indie game, Insanecraft, Interactive Fiction, lol, love, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Psychological, psychward, quirky characters, Recovery, relationships, romance, simulation, stigma, Therapy, video game, villagers, visual novel

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Votes:	3019
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where players can experience a psychward dating sim like no other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground psychward filled with lovestruck zombies and flirtatious creepers. Will you find your soulmate in this crazy world or will you end up in a love triangle with a skeleton and a witch? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Crazy Cupid Capture” where players compete to shoot arrows at each other while dodging flying hearts. And don’t forget about our weekly “Lava Love Dance Party” where players can show off their best dance moves on a dance floor made entirely of lava.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected place – a psychward dating sim!

Divergent SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and the only rule is to have fun! Join now for a wild 1.20 adventure!

Adventure, application, apply, Chaos, Community, content creators, divergent, Events, Fun, Fun experience, java, Join, meets, new, Players, rule, rules, season 6, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4245	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Star Shards Collected:	287	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Divergent SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Community-based Java server
Season	Season 6
Features	Regular events, variety of content creators
Whitelisted	Yes, requires application
Application Link	Apply here!

FAQ

Q: How can I join Divergent SMP?

A: To join Divergent SMP, you must first fill out an application on our website and adhere to the server rules.

Q: What type of server is Divergent SMP?

A: Divergent SMP is a community-based Java server with regular events and content creators.

Q: Is Divergent SMP whitelisted?

A: Yes, Divergent SMP is whitelisted and requires an application to join.

Q: When is the best time to join Divergent SMP?

A: Season 6 is still relatively new, so it’s a great time to join and become part of the community!

FunkCraft – Get your groove on!

AMA, Blog post, crossover, Download, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, FunkCraft, Funkin Crew, Groove, link compilation, madness, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, News, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Play, Resources, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme, update

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5221	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got all the Friday Night Funkin’ vibes you could ever dream of, from TANKMEN to Pico to Madness to Spooky Month and beyond!

Join us for Week #2537 – where everyone is going full diesel dreaming now! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we just released the Weekend 1 update that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our Funkin Crew’s blog post will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall out of your minecart. Plus, Ninjamuffin and PA did an AMA on /funkg/ that will have you questioning reality.

Download and play the game on our server, where the modding community is as wild as a creeper explosion! Need help with modding? We’ve got resources for days, including our /funkg/ Mod Wiki and Link Compilation that will have you building like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether and let’s get funky together!

Crafty Creepers Inn & Spa – Where Even Zombies Get a Good Night’s Sleep!

(PILOT), #youtube, AO3, assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Crafty, CREEPERS, Demons, Discord, FICS, Good, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, NIGHTS, Official Website, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Sleep, Spa, zombies

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Votes:	2644	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	93
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where demons and princesses of Hell come together to build and create in a chaotic and hilarious world! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. Who knew Hell could be so full of heartwarming stories and wacky adventures?

But that’s not all, we also have Blitzo and his crew from Helluva Boss running their own small assassin business. Join them as they navigate through the underworld, trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. From weapons specialists to bruisers, there’s never a dull moment with this crazy bunch!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of demons and princesses working together to build a better Hell? Plus, we have exclusive access to the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss pilots, so you can watch and download all the demon-filled action you want. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

KetchupCraft: Where condiments reign supreme in a 1.20.1 SMP world!🌭

1.20.1, Alexs mobs, Computercraft, condiments, create mod, Custom Items, digital footprint, Discord, forge mod, KetchupCraft, Kitchen sink mod packs, Maturity, Modded, new season, Other, PROFESSIONAL, Reign, season 3, smp, sophisticated backpacks, SUPREME, world

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

MustardCraft Summary
MustardCraft is a fun server with lots of things to do and things to discover, also with lots of people to fight or ally with, MustardCraft also has tons of cool mods that you may recognize.

Major Mods
Create Mod
ComputerCraft
Sophisticated backpacks
Alex’s mobs

New Season
Season 2 is currently nearing its end and while it lasted lots of stuff were built and destroyed but now its time for a new era with new content that is more professional and now getting custom items its going to keep most of the major mods and maybe add some new mods but its going to be more create mod centered and less kitchen sink mod packs.

Extra Things
Also be mature and aware of your digital footprint.

Discord

FAQ

1. What is MustardCraft?

MustardCraft is a Minecraft server with lots of things to do and discover, featuring various cool mods and a friendly community.

2. What are the major mods in MustardCraft?

The major mods in MustardCraft include Create Mod, ComputerCraft, Sophisticated backpacks, and Alex’s mobs.

3. When is Season 3 starting?

Season 3 of MustardCraft is coming up very soon. Join quickly before the new season starts to not miss out on the fun.

4. What can I expect in the new season of MustardCraft?

The new season of MustardCraft will feature new content, custom items, and a focus on Create Mod. It aims to be more professional and less of a kitchen sink mod pack.

5. How can I join MustardCraft?

You can join MustardCraft by accessing their Discord server at the following link: Discord

Minecraft Moron HQ

Absurd, bumbling, Central Stupidity Agency, Classified, comedy, Espionage, farce, Government, humor, Incompetence, intelligence, investigation, Minecraft, moron, Parody, Ridiculous, satire, secret agency, slapstick, Spy, top secret, undercover

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	453787
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

Blocky Thug Life: Where only the realest players survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

authentic, Biz, blocky, Gangsters, genuine, genuine gangsters, gs, guys, Hardcore, Hustlers, Legit, Life, Minecraft, niggas, pixelated, Players, real, REALEST, Reliable, solid, Streetwise, SURVIVE, THUG, TOUGH, True, trustworthy, world

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6357
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we only accept guys that you just know they’re real Gs. These players are so hardcore, they eat creepers for breakfast and mine diamonds with their bare hands.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of solid gold blocks. Our community is full of legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a real G yourself on our epic Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000, Achievements, ACHIVOK, banner, description, donates, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.ut3o.vanillaboxmc.ru

AnimeAddictCraft

Anime, anime achievements, anime addiction, anime binge, anime completion, anime fan, anime goals, Anime List, anime lover, anime marathon, anime obsession, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime watchlist, AnimeAddictCraft, binge watching, completion, finished, Otaku, to watch

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of finishing all the anime in your “to watch” list? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have an endless supply of virtual anime to keep you entertained for hours on end! From pixelated waifus to epic battles with creeper monsters, our server will transport you to a world where anime never ends and the fun never stops. Join us now and say goodbye to your real-life responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon in style!

Crafty Karate Chops: Escape the Blocky Battle Arena!

agility, Arena, battle, blocky, CHOPS, Combat sports, Crafty, Defense, discipline, Escape, grappling, ground fighting, jiu jitsu, karate, Martial Arts, mental toughness, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, Physical fitness, self defense, strategy, STRIKING, Submission, Technique, Training, wrestling

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can use your MMA skills to fight off those pesky mobs! Picture this: you’re surrounded by zombies and you bust out a perfect roundhouse kick to send them flying. Or maybe you prefer a flying armbar to take down a group of skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and show off your MMA moves in the world of Minecraft. Who knew virtual combat could be so epic?